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Old 16th Feb 2017, 12:14
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What does that button...
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Old 16th Feb 2017, 19:07
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I know, it should be "peek"

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Old 16th Feb 2017, 19:51
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My friend has a new job. She's eeking out a living in a pet shop.
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Old 16th Feb 2017, 23:19
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My friend has a new job. Work in a Library, reckon she is in it to make a quick book.
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Old 17th Feb 2017, 09:31
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My friend has a new job. He's a metal fabricator now, he doesn't want to set the weld on fire.
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Old 17th Feb 2017, 09:45
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My friend has a new job. He's a tree trimmer and is quite good at it. There's not a day goes by that he isn't taking a bough.
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Old 17th Feb 2017, 10:48
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They all laughed when my firend announced his new career as a stand-up comedian.

They're not laughing now...

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Old 17th Feb 2017, 11:19
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Originally Posted by PDR1 View Post
They all laughed when my firend announced his new career as a stand-up comedian.

They're not laughing now...

PDR


Bob Monkhouse circa 1967.
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Old 17th Feb 2017, 11:36
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Originally Posted by RedhillPhil View Post
Bob Monkhouse circa 1967.
Probably even earlier than that.

No one said they had to be NEW jokes

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Old 17th Feb 2017, 12:05
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So I said to Siri, "surely it's not going to rain today". "It does look like rain" she replied, "and stop calling me Shirley!"

Turns out I had my phone on airplane mode.
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Old 17th Feb 2017, 12:10
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Old 17th Feb 2017, 12:50
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I heard the definition of many earlier today.

It really means a lot.
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Old 17th Feb 2017, 15:25
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BM reminded me of:

I reached the end of my ATPL days and had a medical to renew my PPL. The AME pulled & prodded, poked & peered, as they do, and declared me fit to aviate. He asked me how my sex0life was a 65? I told him at 65 my sex-life was great......................I lived at 53, but at 65................


Regarding the L'area de OoLala, it reminds me of Pierre the fighter pilot who, "when I go down I go down in flames." Full version on request.
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Old 17th Feb 2017, 17:09
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Full version on request.
Go ahead! I remember the punchline but not how it was arrived at......
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Old 17th Feb 2017, 20:22
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Doctor doctor, I'm worried there's a problem with my testicles....

...This one is much bigger than the other two.
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Old 20th Feb 2017, 12:36
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Originally Posted by ricardian View Post
Especially since there is no German word on this cup
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Old 20th Feb 2017, 12:50
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Originally Posted by sprocky_ger View Post
Especially since there is no German word on this cup
Nein? Droppen? Haut?
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Old 20th Feb 2017, 13:19
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Nein? Droppen? Haut?
Per
Sounds half like double-dutch to me.

It's quite easy to confuse dutchlish with Engliutsche...

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Old 20th Feb 2017, 14:31
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Achtung!
Alles turisten und nonteknischen lookenpeepers!
Das komputermaschine ist nicht für der gefingerpoken und mittengraben! Oderwise ist easy to schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken.
Ist nicht für gewerken bei dummkopfen. Der rubbernecken sightseeren keepen das cottonpicken händer in das pockets muss.
Zo relaxen und watschen der blinkenlichten.
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Old 20th Feb 2017, 16:25
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Originally Posted by G-CPTN View Post
Achtung!
Alles turisten und nonteknischen lookenpeepers!
Das komputermaschine ist nicht für der gefingerpoken und mittengraben! Oderwise ist easy to schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken.
Ist nicht für gewerken bei dummkopfen. Der rubbernecken sightseeren keepen das cottonpicken händer in das pockets muss.
Zo relaxen und watschen der blinkenlichten.
Gott in Himmel - du bist fluentdespracken!
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