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Old 1st Jan 2017, 04:22
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looks like it is belt fed from a drum magazine. I am sure someone will come on soon with the exact mark, model, and possibly serial no for the weapon.
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Old 1st Jan 2017, 04:55
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Belt fed AR.

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Old 1st Jan 2017, 08:36
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Come on kulverstukas. Please explain the joke.
Cats can scratch, but that amount of protection looks a bit excessive.
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Old 1st Jan 2017, 09:48
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Come on kulverstukas. Please explain the joke.
Oh even heard about Polite People?

I think it's not a local news...





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Old 1st Jan 2017, 10:03
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Old 1st Jan 2017, 10:15
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So it's a Photoshop job then. The soldier was taken from the photo with the boy.
It will be a long day before HMQ visits Ukraine.
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Old 1st Jan 2017, 12:04
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Still cannot see any humor in it - so it probably belongs here with mist of the other unfunny 'jokes'
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Old 1st Jan 2017, 12:19
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Bugger! I just wrote a note and put "2016" instead of "We have your wife and kids - we want 100,000 in used 20s".

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Old 1st Jan 2017, 12:57
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"Hey, young fella! - just hold this cat still for me, will you? - while I blow its head off!"
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Old 1st Jan 2017, 14:15
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Gun is a Soviet-designed PKM or PKP, isn't it?
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Old 1st Jan 2017, 15:45
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Different cat, different people and different guns.
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Old 1st Jan 2017, 16:22
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Old 1st Jan 2017, 16:29
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CAT IS THE SAME CAT
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Old 1st Jan 2017, 17:08
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CAT IS THE SAME CAT
Please don't shout - it's New Years Day and I had a drink (or 2) last night.
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Old 1st Jan 2017, 18:25
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Just filling in more space in what used to be a jokes thread.
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Old 1st Jan 2017, 18:35
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In kulverstukas first picture in #9307 the image of the soldier and cat is identical to the picture of the Queen.

But like others, the humour escapes me.
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Old 1st Jan 2017, 19:01
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"And was your tour of duty?"

"I got me some pussy, Ma'am."
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Old 1st Jan 2017, 19:58
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"...and on tour in Jackoffistan, did you say you were chewing CAT??"

"No, Ma'am, that's "khat""
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Old 1st Jan 2017, 20:23
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"Oh Harry, you didn't tell me that you and Meghan were expecting; now take your hat off dear whilst I find my glasses, so I can see the likeness."
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Old 1st Jan 2017, 20:27
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