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Old 29th Sep 2016, 13:48
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onetrack,perhaps better expressed as 'I once met a lady named Alice Hoare'

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Old 29th Sep 2016, 14:49
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Mr and Mrs Black named their daughter Penelope.
and
Mr and Mrs Knott named their daughter Shirley.

You couldn't make it up!
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 15:28
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Bill Lear of Learjet fame named his daughter Shanda. He really did...

Says on Wikipedia that her full name was Crystal Shanda Lear, but I've never heard that version before.
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 16:07
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Sisters bezzer at uni was Geraldine Coe, known as Gerry, of course.
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 16:32
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At St Kevins,my old comprehensive,we had a sports teacher called Mr Hall.His parents named him Albert..No wonder he was a karate black belt.
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 17:07
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I saw reference to a chap with the unfortunate name of Wayne Bruce. His nickname was Manbat.
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 18:13
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Those of us that trained at 1 FTS Linton in 72 remember the poor sod on 22 Course, whose name was Richard Head......
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 18:19
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MAXIBON. My daughter in Bristol has just bought a new Porsche from Dick Lovett!!!.
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 19:46
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Old work colleague had a guy called Dwayne in his class, nobody though much of it until when out on sports field and a Could Dwayne Pipe come to the office please.

Knew a Nurse then midwife whose surname was Goodall, course she married someone called Knight. Suggestions of she could have been Nurse Goodall- Knight got a quick reaction................... I am a midwife.
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 20:02
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Rumour:

The next head of the International Finance and Banking Oversight Committee is.....

Toto Lenard William Anker 3rd.
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 20:36
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Look in the Cardiff phone book and count the John Thomas entries!
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 20:57
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I wonder if that was the same Alan Badcock I worked with at one time? Various of the young ladies in the workplace always referred to him as "fester pr*ck" - he was pretty unpopular.
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 20:59
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We had a new recruit called James Bond. More colloquially known as "Super Shagger" after a few weeks.
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 21:49
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And on RTE radio there is a presenter/DJ called Rick O'Shea (honest).
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 22:33
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And on RTE radio there is a presenter/DJ called Rick O'Shea (honest).
Real name Paul Crossan.
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 22:44
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Once encountered a Welfare Officer named Hartless....
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 22:48
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Another colleague, John Dix, became a father of quins. Soon was an ex colleague when he realised he could cash in on the publicity and commercial opportunities.
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 22:50
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A young lady I worked with briefly, whose family owned a trucking business, was named Lisa Dean. Her name was often spoonerised.
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 23:32
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And on RTE radio there is a presenter/DJ called Rick O'Shea (honest).
I wonder if he was a Thunderbirds fan?
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 23:39
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A Chinese couple in Auckland named their twins Benson and Hedges!
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