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Old 21st Dec 2011, 08:45
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I wish my old man had've been like that - I would've
dressed up like a poof every day
You already do. You're a Queenslander flying an aeroplane. Bernard King with an ATPL.

Remember it is just one inch from skirt to dirt.

I agree with you, though. Apart from a couple of friends of mine (Mr Evil, Vaginamite, Flangemob, I am his barrister but I am a bit drunk, you and whose army you worthless Leb), Sydney guys are poofters.

acbus1

you rule.

SO

Sorry Slasher, I did not intend to be so offensive.
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Old 21st Dec 2011, 09:11
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None taken - I'm from Adelaide.
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Old 21st Dec 2011, 11:04
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Adelaide, beautiful Adelaide, the cemetery with lights!
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Old 21st Dec 2011, 16:01
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Para,

You're from Vic?

Oh you poor bastard. I didn't know.

We got to shag all them Asian nubile
whores in the Eighties and you didn't
because St Joan K wouldn't let 'em in.

My heart truly pumps piss for ya mate.
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Old 24th Dec 2011, 06:24
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a town west of Rocky and not nearly as cosmopolitan

As a former resident, I am LOLing at this...

Swearing is deeply embedded in Australian culture. Where else on the planet would you find a former Prime Minister referring to his own country as "the arse end of the world"?
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Old 24th Dec 2011, 10:04
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Swearing is deeply embedded in Australian culture...
And just who told you that tech?

I will have you know that I for one am a thoroughly couth and cultured c*nt.
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Old 17th Jan 2012, 23:55
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'Nuckin Futs' set to go on sale after lawyer argues F-word won't offend | Herald Sun

No wuckin forries. These nuckin futs are tuckin fops | Article | The Punch

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Old 1st Sep 2012, 11:19
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Aussies should drink less and work more, says world's richest woman
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Old 1st Sep 2012, 14:35
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When you gonna go after that pointy nose bint from Swansea who thinks she runs your country
Sir withdraw that extremely rude and scurrilous remark immediately!

How dare you insult the good name of Swansea, the pointy nose bint came from Barry!

Edited to add "Get a big black dog up yer, ya fahn chan."*

*The favourite imprecation of Fred Gassit Australia's most famous Bikie after Casey Stoner,

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Old 1st Sep 2012, 15:57
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[quote]
Aussies should drink less and work more, says world's richest woman

With a face like that ( and personality to match ) just as well she inherited
billions.
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Old 1st Sep 2012, 17:12
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Only a year late............

...........caption for #61.......... Serving Suggestion.












sod this stupid edit thing

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Old 12th Oct 2012, 21:00
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Some more Australian culture in action. You gotta love it!

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Old 12th Oct 2012, 21:09
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She's worked out the Aussie culture.

Show a big amount of cleavage and an Aussie males
attention will be on the cleavage which will give you
a couple of extra seconds before they react
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Old 12th Oct 2012, 23:53
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Too many different cultures in the one place,
what is acceptable to one is not to the other.

The f word is so commonly used now it has
just become another word.

About the only word that is
universally not liked is the c word.
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Old 13th Oct 2012, 02:03
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About the only word that is universally not liked is the c word.
Even that's changing rapidly, particularly amongst the under 25s.
I remarked (more loudly than I intended) that he was a fvkin idiot and received a serious glare from some gash woman.
Manly is pretty yuppie. You wouldn't have gotten a second glance in most places.
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Old 29th Oct 2012, 07:05
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C'mon Aussies - don't follow us Yankees too closely!

Two-thirds of Australians 'obese' - Telegraph
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Old 29th Oct 2012, 08:30
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...or overweight. Glad to see print media headline standards are the same all over the world; and they wonder why people aren't buying newspapers any more.

That said, a lot of people are getting awfully tubby . If you wander around a shopping centre it's really noticeable how many really super sized Aussies are out there (not just a bit overweight, but waddling). Some of them are very young, too.
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