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Christmas Joke!

Old 28th Nov 2006, 21:51
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Thumbs up Christmas Joke!

Gday PPruners!

New to the Jet blast forum, I came across this joke earlier today, and thought I would share it with everyone!

Enjoy!

Mo.


Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and the FAA examiner arrived last week for the pre-Christmas flight check. In preparation, Santa had the
elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. He knew they would examine all his equipment and truly put Santa's flying
skills to the test. The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and even Rudolph's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for sled's enormous payload. Finally, they were ready for the check ride. Santa got in and fastened his seat belt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun. "What's that for!?" asked Santa incredulously. The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this ahead of time," as he leaned over to whisper in Santa's ear, "but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."

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Old 28th Nov 2006, 22:03
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Bit late this year, normally gets posted in January
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Old 29th Nov 2006, 06:57
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Why does Rudolph have a red nose and all the other reindeer have brown noses?



Rudolph has the brakes!!
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Old 29th Nov 2006, 07:37
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And Rudolph is the only deer that gets a change of scenery.
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Old 29th Nov 2006, 20:57
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Anyone heard the pantomine joke?
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Old 29th Nov 2006, 21:04
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A Charity Pantomine in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics descended into chaos yesterday when someone shouted, "He's behind you!!!"
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Old 29th Nov 2006, 21:11
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A Charity Pantomine in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics descended into chaos yesterday when someone shouted, "He's behind you!!!"
Class DJK!!
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Old 30th Nov 2006, 13:51
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Love it.
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