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Old 24th Jul 2006, 14:05
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How to win a beauty contest

I have heard that the competition at the Miss Universe contests is killer, but I had no idea... Here Miss Indonesia prepares to eliminate Miss Japan

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Old 24th Jul 2006, 14:09
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Or as the Japanese man said as he prepared to commit seppuku, "I'll show you who's got guts."

Yeah, yeah ... coat, door ...
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Old 24th Jul 2006, 14:18
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You really slice me up, Bluey
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Old 24th Jul 2006, 14:25
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Miss Japan was quite cute, although I liked Miss Switzerland better.
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Old 24th Jul 2006, 14:27
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You got the point then, Rotty.
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Old 24th Jul 2006, 14:30
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djk, you DOG, way to go, bro

I didn't even get to meet 'em...
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Old 24th Jul 2006, 14:31
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Originally Posted by rotated
djk, you DOG, way to go, bro
I didn't even get to meet 'em...
Didn't get to meet them either, but it was the only program that was halfway interesting last night. Miss Ireland had the biggest pair of jugs I'd seen on a beauty contestant

Swimsuit photo
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Old 24th Jul 2006, 14:43
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Don't mess with the mamasan!

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Old 24th Jul 2006, 14:51
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Don't mess with the mamasan!
Yeah, she's been giving Mrs. R lessons...
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Old 24th Jul 2006, 22:34
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Originally Posted by rotated
\ Here Miss Indonesia prepares to eliminate Miss Japan

That's the blade they cut the gonads off Miss Thailand with prior to competition....
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Old 24th Jul 2006, 22:39
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Both of em way to skinny for me,why don't they build proper women shaped women now.
Rubinesque is the word one is searching for one thinks.
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Old 24th Jul 2006, 22:42
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Like Sophie Dahl.
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Old 24th Jul 2006, 23:13
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Maybe a couple of years ago. She also looks emaciated now.








Still would though
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Old 24th Jul 2006, 23:38
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Miss Ireland had the biggest pair of jugs I'd seen on a beauty contestant
you're kidding right? MY tits are bigger than hers







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Old 24th Jul 2006, 23:46
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?

She WAS, apparently Miss Ireland 2006.
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Old 25th Jul 2006, 01:26
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How to win a beauty contest?

Sleep with Donald Trump?

Surely nobody wants to win that bad do they?
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Old 30th Jul 2006, 01:29
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getting in shape for next year?
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Old 30th Jul 2006, 02:05
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Rubinesque is the word one is searching for one thinks
Rubenesque one would venture to suggest;

Peter Paul Rubens being the artist bestowed with that name who had a similarly rotund appreciation of beauty during the early 17th century...

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Old 30th Jul 2006, 02:23
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Whilst Titian was mixing rose madder, his model posed nude on a ladder. Her position suggested coition to Titian, so he climbed up the ladder and 'ad her.
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Old 30th Jul 2006, 03:06
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badoom-tsch....

Nice darts Sir....

Whilst Titian was mixing rose madder,
His model posed nude on a ladder.
Her position suggested coition to Titian,
So he climbed up the ladder and 'ad her.
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