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Old 22nd Jul 2006, 17:43
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Well, SHE is here.

Guess who arrived on Thursday to stay for a week. Yepper, she's back.

Been in the house two days and I'm ready to throttle her. *Sigh*

And I'm out of homebrew.
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Old 22nd Jul 2006, 17:46
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M.I.L. ?

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Old 22nd Jul 2006, 17:50
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Uh-huh.

Now tell me people. If you were in somebody else's house who had just sold it, and the people who had just purchased it were coming around to measure up for some curtains (coz they want to take the existing binds down) and the house was marketed as a non-smoking house and all the windows and door were closed coz the air conditioning was on.........would you stand in the kitchen 5 minutes before the new owners were due to turn up smoking a damn cigarette, ashing in the sink and totally ignoring not so subtle hints to get the righteous f**k outside?
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Old 22nd Jul 2006, 17:53
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Divorce her . . .
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Old 22nd Jul 2006, 17:56
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Old 22nd Jul 2006, 18:02
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Originally Posted by G-CPTN
Divorce her . . .
Just pray tell does one divorce a mother in law Aside from using a high caliber weapon.
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Old 22nd Jul 2006, 18:05
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Face Mecca, and repeat after me . . .
"I divorce thee, I divorce thee, I divorce thee!"

Sorted!
Any more trouble, send in the Brothers.
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Old 22nd Jul 2006, 18:10
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"running out of home-brew"

Never mind the fag-ash - she can be forgiven for that, but she's drinking all of your home-brew?
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Old 22nd Jul 2006, 18:11
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Erm, about those mounds of earth in the photograph Jerricho-----just a passing thought so to speak.......... ----ever helpful as always please note.
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Old 22nd Jul 2006, 18:13
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That might work in your fish-bowl mate, but we're talking hard core evil here.

My favorite bit was when I was carrying a box of books up from the basement, opened the front door and took them out to the truck. Of course, as my hands were full, I couldn't close the door behind me. I came back around the corner to find her standing in the open doorway telling me "You know, you shouldn't leave the door open like this when the aircon is on.......". I couldn't help it and replied "Sure, next time I'll try and walk through the closed door, see how I get on".

She hasn't spoken to me for the last hour. Maybe things are looking up.
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Old 22nd Jul 2006, 18:27
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Remember, Jerricho, MILs are ALWAYS right.
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Old 22nd Jul 2006, 18:40
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This has cheered me up, thanks Jer!
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Old 22nd Jul 2006, 19:16
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Instead of the

"not so subtle hints to get the righteous f**k outside?"

why not just tell her "to get the righteous f**k outside."
If that fails a half nelson combined with some frog-marching would probably work.

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Old 22nd Jul 2006, 19:20
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Mr Port, I am married to an Irishwoman. Have you even incurred the wrath of an Irishwoman? She admits her mother is "a little bit of hard work". Now, building a fecking pyramid is a little hard work. Parting the Red Sea, hard work. Bringing peace to the world, hard work. Dealing with that woman..........beyond words.
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Old 22nd Jul 2006, 19:26
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That`s nothing; try having an anglophobic Scottish MIL. Every time I see her (about twice in the last ten years) she either complains about or tries to denigrate the English. She sent me a tea towel some time ago with a list of all the achievements of the Scots; world war three nearly erupted when I pointed out that the said item had "made in England" printed on it.
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Old 22nd Jul 2006, 19:29
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Take her up to Leaf Rapids or Island Lake someplace, and leave her there.
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Old 22nd Jul 2006, 19:31
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She's Irish? Take her to the pub , then leave her there

Or Jer, just take her to H00ters.

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Old 22nd Jul 2006, 19:35
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A solution to the problem. Go out into the yard and start measuring the ground. Then go into the house and measure her height/arms full extension.

She will get worried.

You tell your dear wife the real reason:- That you are really planning putting in a veg plot, so that she/MIL can while the hours away tending to growing veg, POTATOES, Irish love potatoes and don't want it to be to big so, MIL does not over exert herself. All MILs do the gardening on their knees, odd thing that!

But keep her guessing and she will have to be nice to you ,as you spend the rest of her visit, if you want to add to it, humming to yourself, "all work and no play makes JACK a dull boy"
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Old 22nd Jul 2006, 20:44
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Sympathies Jer mate. I feel for you. Now whilst you are out digging that plot, when she invaribaly walks up to see what you are doing "accidently" jump and crack her round the head with yer shovel.
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Old 22nd Jul 2006, 21:06
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If it's of any consolation Jerricho, my MIL is coming with us tomorrow on a day trip out...i've already thought through the process of how can i leave her behind..

Quite simple actually..she doesn't get much exercise, so a starting point is for missus and I to fill up the motor with fuel and get her to go to the paypoint (a distance perhaps of 100m) and then conviently forget she.......


..you know the drill
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