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The official JetBlast list of people who should be executed or dipped in boiling oil

Old 18th Apr 2006, 12:14
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Fair enough G-Capt but,

Theres still the issue of his A380 chin and...

Those other two muppets!
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Old 18th Apr 2006, 12:16
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Not what I heard about the Nail person, one heard the chaps a complete bounder, perhaps he has become more humble now he is back on the dole again, agree with ant and dec,they should be sprayed with salt water and wired up in series to the national grid.
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Old 18th Apr 2006, 12:19
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Anthony and Declan now they're fillum stars. Never encountered those two, suspect they're dwerbs.
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Old 18th Apr 2006, 12:37
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One suspects they are nobbing each other as well.

Allegedly.
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Old 18th Apr 2006, 12:39
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Send Clowns - (Just Trying to be topical)
Vorderman - With a passion - Bug eyed cow
John Prescott - Obvious really
The department what wrote the ATPL ground school syllabus. Why do we need to know KVAR and the electrical system of a Dakota? Crusty Job Protection Old Boys RAF Network - Get Stuffed.
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Old 18th Apr 2006, 13:02
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Cool

Lulu
Madonna
Peter de Savary
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Old 18th Apr 2006, 13:12
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Peter Stringfellow
Hugh Hefner
Hefner is known to have been involved with the following Playmates: then 18-year-old Donna Michelle, Marilyn Cole, Lillian Muller, Patti McGuire, Terri Welles, Shannon Tweed, and Brande Roderick. All seven were subsequently chosen Playmate of the Year.
Other noteworthy attachments include Mary Warren (1964–68); Barbi Benton (1968–74); Karen Christy (1971–74); ex-Sunday school teacher Sondra Theodore (1974–1981) and then 19-year-old Carrie Leigh (1983–1987). The last liaison ended with a failed $35 million palimony suit by Leigh.
After his separation from Kimberley Conrad Hefner in 1999, Hefner began living with an ever-changing number of blonde women, whose ages range from 18 to 28. He told Vanity Fair magazine "And here's the surprise bit—it's what they want!"

Any one else with dozens of nubile bints at his beck and call
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Old 18th Apr 2006, 13:18
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How about nubile bints with dozens of guys at her beck and call?

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Old 18th Apr 2006, 13:22
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I'd volunteer for that. I've always (secretly) wanted to be a kept man.
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Old 18th Apr 2006, 13:25
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Get a room,
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Old 18th Apr 2006, 13:30
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Originally Posted by Helli-Gurl
Tried that G-CPTN....but then you guys just think I am easy
No comments from Mr Fraser or Flytest
none needed
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Old 18th Apr 2006, 13:32
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Now you wouldn't be trying to say I've got a bit of a reputation now would you?

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Old 18th Apr 2006, 13:35
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You realise that anything that you say will be taken down . . .
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Old 18th Apr 2006, 14:36
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Helli Gurl's knickers


oops, that was taken away and not brought back !
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Old 18th Apr 2006, 15:26
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Me.

I can't stand me - I'm a right pillock.

I deserve an unpleasant ending and the inevitable severe b*llocking fom St Peter.

df

PS: James Blunt - I know thats the third time I've cited him but that merely reflects the strength of my feeling.
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Old 18th Apr 2006, 15:30
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Pillocks that text as they are walking along, intently staring at their 'phone screen and NOT LOOKING WHERE THEY ARE GOING.


p.s. Mitts off Carol Vorderman
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Old 18th Apr 2006, 15:48
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~ Clipboard persons standing in the street that start surveying you whilst you are in mid conversation on your mobile How rude!
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Old 18th Apr 2006, 15:49
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Devil

I agree with Sailor Vee. Leave the lovely Voorderman alone, I'd love to get my mits on her.

The god awful Natasha Kaplinsky on the other hand should be drowned in a vat of hair gel and face cream. Can't stand the woman
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Old 18th Apr 2006, 15:55
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Those [email protected] who,when given a hardhat and a clipboard in the workplace suddenly 'aqquire' a mystery authority and start assuming a mystery role...

Once 2 new civvy chaps came into my office in the dockyard and their role was to facilitate navy days involving an old sub,they needed a hardhat to enter the compound and were given a clipboard also,to show then the schematics of the sub.....less than 10 seconds later I spotted one of the tits checking whether my fire extinguisher was in date-just casually of course but then again some of these middle management types will always be like that!
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Old 18th Apr 2006, 20:07
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Cowardly runts who abuse people over the internet from the safety of their living rooms.

You'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes you b*stards - well, after we've nailed James Blunt up first.
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