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The Fifty Two Hundred Dollar Toilet

Old 14th Mar 2006, 01:23
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The Fifty Two Hundred Dollar Toilet

I bet you thought it was for the government. Well it's not.







I guess it deserves a fourteen hundred dollar seat
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Old 14th Mar 2006, 01:29
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That's full of cr4p.
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Old 14th Mar 2006, 01:53
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Well here's my loo.




Worth every cent especially in the cold mornings when the seat is pre-heated. One day I will work out what all the buttons do, got a nasty shock when experimenting and got a shot of cold water up my arse.
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Old 14th Mar 2006, 02:57
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I'd be wary of pissing into something so obviously connected to a 13 Amp socket.
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Old 14th Mar 2006, 05:38
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Worth every cent......
....and every scent?
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Old 14th Mar 2006, 07:17
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That's really really sad.Do what the Bedouin do,a few smooth pebbles to wipe with, dry off in sun,scrape off excess and use again.
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Old 14th Mar 2006, 07:40
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Thanks Nigel, I really needed that after my brekker of scrambled egg, beans and a hash brown.....

Anything is better than crappers in Guangdong province.
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Old 14th Mar 2006, 08:26
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Don't laugh- these things are wonderful. I was amazed that one button gave me a blast of warm water seemingly out of nowhere, so I stood over it looking down and pressed the seat down with my hand (which released a microswitch lock) and pressed the switch. A little telescopic arm shot out and blasted me vertically with a spray. I want one!
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Old 14th Mar 2006, 08:45
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I just love these TOTO Japanese high tech toilets. They now even come with remote control...


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Old 14th Mar 2006, 08:48
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Very clever, that.

Even the writing is [email protected]

The buttons for washing ladies boobies are a nice touch.

And the purple button for when you do a "pebble dash" is an excellent idea.

Wonder what the red button do....Aaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh!
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Old 14th Mar 2006, 08:51
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Ours is very simple to use ...



.... it scares the sh ... out of you.
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Old 14th Mar 2006, 09:30
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automatic air dryer and deodorizer
Deodorizer? Anyone here want to own up to needing some?

Washes, dries and deodorises. Saves buying a washing machine I guess.
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Old 14th Mar 2006, 09:34
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That purple button is for sand blasting. Handy after a dodgy Vindaloo.
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Old 14th Mar 2006, 09:37
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I just love these TOTO Japanese high tech toilets. They now even come with remote control...
So you can even stay in bed and use it?
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Old 14th Mar 2006, 12:45
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The buttons for washing ladies boobies are a nice touch
The first blue button is obviously for pre-op transexxuals, the second for post-op transsexuals (or 'women' as some people call them), the third is for rinsing out your nostrils and the fourth is for frying bacon. Marvellous.
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Old 14th Mar 2006, 13:03
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On this one you can confess while taking a dump..



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Old 14th Mar 2006, 13:07
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And with a candle to boot, but is it wise to have a naked flame so close?
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Old 14th Mar 2006, 13:12
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NZL

Your toliet appears to have a plastic cock growing out of the back of it !

S_H
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Old 14th Mar 2006, 13:48
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A thread like this could send you potty....................



They'll be inventing a scoop (lubed and heated) soon to drag the shite out of you so that all you have to do is sit there with yer bum hanging out
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Old 14th Mar 2006, 14:38
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