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Gawd life is exciting

Old 27th Oct 2004, 12:06
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Gawd life is exciting

Not that any of you really want to know or really care, too bad I am going to tell you anyway;

The highlight of my day was-

drum roll please

louder

scrubbing the bath!!!!

The worse thing about this, It was soo damn satisfying getting that bath so sqeaky clean and white. Put me in a good mood for at least 3 hours.

Yeah I really need to get a life.

Does anyone else have an equally exciting life as mine?

(Actually there was more excitement than that - but I can't tell you about that on a PG rated forum)
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Old 27th Oct 2004, 12:33
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Angel

You mean you were actually scrubbing the bath in your lacy underwear, when the TV repairman, who had the body of Mark Philippoussis and the mind of ...err, Mark Philippoussis unexpectedly appeared at the bathroom door, saying.......... "oh gatfield, you look..."

(should we transfer this to "Finish the sentence")?
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Old 27th Oct 2004, 12:58
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If Mark Philippoussis appeared in my bathroom, it would take months of surgery to extract the tennis racket and it is doubtful if he would even be able to serve again !!!!
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Old 27th Oct 2004, 12:59
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Highlight of the day?
Looking forward to going to bed.
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Old 27th Oct 2004, 13:14
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coming across a thread with no bitchin' - that was....awesome.
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Old 27th Oct 2004, 14:28
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4 p.m.and I'm out of bed and drinking coffee. Downhill now til bedtime.
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Old 27th Oct 2004, 15:14
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Seems to me this thread is going precisely nowhere till gatfield returns. Prolly going nowhere after that too. Shame really.
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Old 27th Oct 2004, 15:20
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Bino's, Gatfield has probably got his head down the bidet right now, have a heart!!
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Old 27th Oct 2004, 15:24
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I would be extremely disappointed if said gatfield turned out to be a he.
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Old 27th Oct 2004, 15:49
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Bino's, is your assumption that Gatfield is a girlie based upon the assumption that men would never clean a bath?
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Old 27th Oct 2004, 17:14
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oh oh, spoke to soon
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Old 27th Oct 2004, 17:24
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No. Gatfield has revealed her feminity on several earlier occasions.

...virtually of course


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Gatfield, I have a possible answer to your problem. If you were to advertise yourself as a domiatrix, you will not only never have to clean a bath again, you'll also make a huge pile of money at the same time. I believe the vacuuming problem can also be solved this way too.

Just a thought.
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Old 27th Oct 2004, 23:15
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yintsinmerite,

I've heard that a few men have the scrubbing the bath gene, but I haven't come across any yet. Prolly the same ones who have the find the vegemite in the cupboard gene.


binos,

Unfortunately no hot man turned up at my door. The Poo wouldn't do it for me either. So I had to resort to jumping in the bath by myself with the rubber duckie .

Yes I think I have too much time on my hands. Maybe I should find a lover to occupy those day time hours when work is slow. I can think of one suitable candidate - but lives too far away.

AH sh*t , maybe I should be good and volunteer for a charity instead.

I already know what the highlight of today will be - weeding. No where near as satisfying as scrubbing the bath.
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Old 27th Oct 2004, 23:42
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I was just going to say..... but it seems pointless now..... that Gatfield is definately ALL female. And definately would get my help in the bath
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Old 27th Oct 2004, 23:47
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The beauty of the tin bath in front of the fire was they didn't show up the muck.
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Old 28th Oct 2004, 01:58
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Grapefuit boy (aka Drapes), you have missed the point;

there is so much excitement in seeing a filthy bath scrubbed hard and then come up all shiny new and white.

or maybe it is just me that finds such activities rewarding.
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Old 28th Oct 2004, 02:02
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Here I was thinking its the time of year for coal storage in the bath.
Batheing all year round in Blighty now?
 
Old 28th Oct 2004, 02:36
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or maybe it is just me that finds such activities rewarding.
weeellll, you're certainly the only one that I know of.

Still, whatever rocks your boat I suppose.

Speaking of exciting days, it's now 12.35pm. I've been out of bed half an hour, had a shower, typed this, now I think I'll adjourn to the local tavern for a counter lunch and a couple of beers while I wait for the Aus-India cricket Test to start at 3pm. Since I don't have cable TV, I'll just have to stay there to watch it. Bugga!
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Old 28th Oct 2004, 06:19
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there is so much excitement in seeing a filthy bath scrubbed hard...
I'm filthy and I have a ar more "life fulfilling" use for a hard scrubber, if you're interested, gatfield.
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Old 28th Oct 2004, 09:00
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Compressor. Sandblasting rig. Marine paint. Who says cleaning the bath can't be a masculine pursuit?
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