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Old 3rd May 2006, 10:33
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Victoria.

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Old 3rd May 2006, 10:43
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My wrist action is without parallel! Ahem...anyway, this recent turn of events means I must employ the much coveted Stansky-Roskov parallel twist to counter the burnt oak-victoria backlink, and move to Gants Hill, Followed (as according to rule 37) to Faringdon
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Old 3rd May 2006, 10:47
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Mmmm...

A Spiransky Double Play following Victoria? Tendering for Blarkle, are we Mr Whitehouse?

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Old 3rd May 2006, 10:52
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Ah, you know the ploy! however, I have make some slight amendments to the normal methods, and employ the left-side trunk manouever before the Initial Blarkle rather than after it, hence Lancaster
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Old 3rd May 2006, 11:03
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That would explain the Lateral Hornby-Drover Shift, then. Still leaves one perilously close to spoon, however. Perhaps this will aid in the contra flow required to avoid that dread situation

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Old 3rd May 2006, 11:14
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Paddington, when used in the same context of Lubowski's famous victory of 1907 would indeed create contraflow, but used in this context, my dear Sir, I'm afraid it will simply put you into a reverse inverted loop, taking you no farther from spoon at all, my I suggest instead, a quick detour via Bond Street, removing you from the inwash region, and then to Epping?
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Old 3rd May 2006, 12:54
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Some very intellingent play running here. Blarkle neatly sidestepped leaving a Trumpington-Smythe reversal to Neasden, delicately avoiding DH and therefore keeping Mr Twotter out of trouble. Gentlemanly conduct notwithstanding, tally-ho!
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Old 3rd May 2006, 20:23
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Agreed PKB. Not only have we avoided Standard Cribbit's, the play is very lively at the moment. Will hurry things along with Bayswater. Think that has kept SRT well out of the spoon and will continue to allow lively play.
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Old 3rd May 2006, 20:32
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An excellent plan, there are risks here, but I think i will invoke the Wright-Armstrong sideways shunt, and move with haste to Colliers Wood

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Old 3rd May 2006, 20:45
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By way of the Stanislav Slope
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Lets test this one Twotter!
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Old 3rd May 2006, 20:59
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The 1949 Murmansk Convivium mentions a rather unusual variation of the Threepwood Transverse Shift using a Knackendorf Formula to modify outer line velocities.One will attempt something similar with

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Old 3rd May 2006, 21:12
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Knackendorf eh? We are really getting to the top now, in my opinion, the only player to exceed Knackendorf's extreme skill was Klatzner, as he showed on the 1959Transnebular Playoffs. (see Auntrich: Studies In MC. Ed 3 1973).
Following his lead, the only solution from here would be Chigwell
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Old 3rd May 2006, 21:14
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At last! I've been waiting for the opportunity to try out an Inverted Reece Paradox for ages.


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Old 3rd May 2006, 21:16
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As an aside, I hope you are aware my dear SRT, that the Knackendorf Formula was revised in 1976 to account for previously undetected triurnal drift on outer line tracks, the new formula allows rules 5.7.13-5.7.17 to be played in reverse Schoblem, as previously dissallowed.
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Old 3rd May 2006, 21:19
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And further to this new rule, I will follow Golders Green with Leicester Square (rule 5.7.15 in reverse Schoblem)
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Old 3rd May 2006, 21:25
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Wasn't the Schoblem disallowed the following year when the penguins were found to be drugged and the fire extinguisher a mere decoy instead of an actual operating example?

Nonetheless

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Old 3rd May 2006, 21:40
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Drugged penguins? my dear sir! they were merely undergoing tests for a new medication to counter a rather nasty bout of Brachyglottis stewartiae they had picked up. As for the fire extinguisher, there are no rules against their use as a decoy, providing they abide by the conditions set out under Para 56.
You may be thinking of the occasion where fire hoses were used to distract the panel, whilst an Overhand Lubrik Sling was used illegally? Irrelevent anyway as I will now employ this in it's appropriate use and claim fairlop
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Old 3rd May 2006, 21:48
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Some excellent play chaps!!
Heartend to see Twotter has not succumbed to the usual yet either.

I shall liven proceedings this fine evening with a subtle back-pass trump manouvre,as you are all aware was a tactic employed by Catherine Howard against Henry VIII which won her the game, but....

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Old 4th May 2006, 06:56
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A fine run of play, gentlemen. My Cribbit's quite clearly states that decoy fire extinguishers are only to be used in the event of a Snaphaunce Advantage and I see no sign of a postman wearing a suit of armour on the field of play, thus the play is illegal. However, to continue. Cringely-Smythe once played this move at the Krakow Tournament of 1927 while naked and covered in treacle with a rose clamped in his teeth and using a long stick to manipulate play from his wardrobe, where he was found fondling a jar of marmalade.

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Old 4th May 2006, 09:26
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Surely the obvious move is therefore - Liverpool Street.

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