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Old 12th Oct 2007, 21:44
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You're a brave man.Um... lifting... ,Trumpington advises that Kanhaiya Nagar after Theydon Bois should only be attempted when sucking on a cake of soap whilst holding an onion under one's armpit and never when
kissing one of the Seven Sisters.
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Old 13th Oct 2007, 09:33
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You're a brave man playing the Sisters under the Reverse Escalator Addendum of the 1987 Rejkjavik Concord. One can understand the frilly ladies' undies being easy to hide under a trench coat, but the showgirl head dress would appear to be a little more tricky to conceal. Crankwinder tried it once on the Hammersmith & City Line with a poodle and a cheese grater rather than the required penguin and accordian, but was unfortunately lost in the ensuing explosion.

Nevertheless, in his memory, a Crankwinder Phased Hop to

Great Portland Street
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Old 13th Oct 2007, 10:11
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a Crankwinder Phased Hop to

Great Portland Street on a Saturday, Rusty,you must be mad!
Far better a back handed volley to Wimbledon.
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Old 13th Oct 2007, 10:34
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It's the heat, I tell you...


Paddington
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Old 13th Oct 2007, 11:25
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Paddington? I can't bear it.

As far as I'm concerned, this wussy/huggy-fluff/ultra-conservative style of play has to stop. Yer all making moves like a big bunch of girlies ... (Rusty, will you PLEASE get out of those spandex tights and put on something a little more ... you know ... African. Think rugby, think braai)... and it has to stop immediately.

With that in mind, we're going to ramp it up a bit and move this train to ...

Wembley Central

... and this, I believe, is where the girlie/wussy/tree-hugging crowd get off. Cop that.
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Old 13th Oct 2007, 11:32
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Stockwell.
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Old 13th Oct 2007, 11:53
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Hedgehog skin loin cloth duly donned...

Earls Court
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Old 13th Oct 2007, 11:57
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Yes I have stocked well and the cupboard is full and now is the time to invoke the animal lovers triple whammy flipover with double back twist with pike (or salmon if your'e posh) and it's off to


Green Park
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Old 13th Oct 2007, 12:05
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Who let the fecking greenies in?? Never mind, too late now. Okay, so where Green Park follows Earls Court, I'm allowed to play a low-velocity side slip, and double back to ...

Kings Cross
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Old 13th Oct 2007, 12:38
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Angel

I'm going one stop south on the Northern Line (via Bank), to.....

Angel
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Old 13th Oct 2007, 13:43
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Aint no Angels round here,just Arsenal.
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Old 13th Oct 2007, 15:45
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I refer the member to post I made some days ago, well Mummy called me an Angel. For that NigelinOz you may go to

Heathrow Terminal 4

for your next flight to anywhere.
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Old 13th Oct 2007, 15:53
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Damn, Blast, Bu66er etc....

I've just noticed that the venerated fire extinguishers safety certificate expired at midnight (GMT) last night.

Hence all moves after NIGELINOZ's Severn Sisters are null and void.

Play to resume from the above location giving due regard to the lack of safety cert until a new one can be obtained.

P.S. I am able to attain such a cert, but not until 09.00GMT on the 15th, Can anyone else get one earlier?
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Old 13th Oct 2007, 16:00
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I believe that requirement may be invalidated by the Borthwick Secondment as found in the XXVII edition of Cribbits', Mr Charlie. As long as a bowl of stewed prunes and a half bottle of lager are to be found in the player's fridge, any expired certificate receives a ten day validation for the purposes of MC play.

Which segues us nicely into

Upminster Bridge
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Old 13th Oct 2007, 21:21
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Twotter my fine fellow. Think you that Romeo Charlie is a tad forbidding. However a Borthwick Secondment is the challenge to make repairs, but will take all of the charms of Aphrodite to stop us sending him to safer ground away from,
Dollis Hill


Nigel in Oz will have his revenge.
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Old 13th Oct 2007, 22:01
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Dang! Linear phase looping nowhere near optimal, thus

Dollis Hill
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Old 14th Oct 2007, 01:25
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In that case chaps I see no rational alternative except Mornington Crescent.
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Old 14th Oct 2007, 03:34
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If that's a claim at a victory I challenge it under law 152 (b) (i).

And I play my next move.....

Wapping
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Old 14th Oct 2007, 03:41
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Dollis Hill
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Old 14th Oct 2007, 04:43
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Dollis Hill,Bluey,DOLLIS HILL!
Surely you meant Ealing Common!
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