Mornington Crescent
Incurable Romantic
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nr ABX (NSW)
Posts: 73
You're a brave man.Um... lifting... ,Trumpington advises that Kanhaiya Nagar after Theydon Bois should only be attempted when sucking on a cake of soap whilst holding an onion under one's armpit and never when
kissing one of the Seven Sisters.
kissing one of the Seven Sisters.
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Planet Tharg
Posts: 2,472
You're a brave man playing the Sisters under the Reverse Escalator Addendum of the 1987 Rejkjavik Concord. One can understand the frilly ladies' undies being easy to hide under a trench coat, but the showgirl head dress would appear to be a little more tricky to conceal. Crankwinder tried it once on the Hammersmith & City Line with a poodle and a cheese grater rather than the required penguin and accordian, but was unfortunately lost in the ensuing explosion.
Nevertheless, in his memory, a Crankwinder Phased Hop to
Great Portland Street
Nevertheless, in his memory, a Crankwinder Phased Hop to
Great Portland Street
Bluey
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Perth, Western Australia
Posts: 354
Paddington? I can't bear it.
As far as I'm concerned, this wussy/huggy-fluff/ultra-conservative style of play has to stop. Yer all making moves like a big bunch of girlies ... (Rusty, will you PLEASE get out of those spandex tights and put on something a little more ... you know ... African. Think rugby, think braai)... and it has to stop immediately.
With that in mind, we're going to ramp it up a bit and move this train to ...
Wembley Central
... and this, I believe, is where the girlie/wussy/tree-hugging crowd get off. Cop that.
As far as I'm concerned, this wussy/huggy-fluff/ultra-conservative style of play has to stop. Yer all making moves like a big bunch of girlies ... (Rusty, will you PLEASE get out of those spandex tights and put on something a little more ... you know ... African. Think rugby, think braai)... and it has to stop immediately.
With that in mind, we're going to ramp it up a bit and move this train to ...
Wembley Central
... and this, I believe, is where the girlie/wussy/tree-hugging crowd get off. Cop that.

Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Hove
Age: 68
Posts: 1,025
Yes I have stocked well and the cupboard is full and now is the time to invoke the animal lovers triple whammy flipover with double back twist with pike (or salmon if your'e posh) and it's off to
Green Park
Green Park
Bluey
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Perth, Western Australia
Posts: 354
Who let the fecking greenies in??
Never mind, too late now. Okay, so where Green Park follows Earls Court, I'm allowed to play a low-velocity side slip, and double back to ...
Kings Cross

Kings Cross
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Derbyshire, UK
Age: 48
Posts: 6
Damn, Blast, Bu66er etc....
I've just noticed that the venerated fire extinguishers safety certificate expired at midnight (GMT) last night.
Hence all moves after NIGELINOZ's Severn Sisters are null and void.
Play to resume from the above location giving due regard to the lack of safety cert until a new one can be obtained.
P.S. I am able to attain such a cert, but not until 09.00GMT on the 15th, Can anyone else get one earlier?
I've just noticed that the venerated fire extinguishers safety certificate expired at midnight (GMT) last night.
Hence all moves after NIGELINOZ's Severn Sisters are null and void.
Play to resume from the above location giving due regard to the lack of safety cert until a new one can be obtained.
P.S. I am able to attain such a cert, but not until 09.00GMT on the 15th, Can anyone else get one earlier?
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Planet Tharg
Posts: 2,472
I believe that requirement may be invalidated by the Borthwick Secondment as found in the XXVII edition of Cribbits', Mr Charlie. As long as a bowl of stewed prunes and a half bottle of lager are to be found in the player's fridge, any expired certificate receives a ten day validation for the purposes of MC play.
Which segues us nicely into
Upminster Bridge
Which segues us nicely into
Upminster Bridge
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: MerryEngland
Posts: 54
Twotter my fine fellow. Think you that Romeo Charlie is a tad forbidding. However a Borthwick Secondment is the challenge to make repairs, but will take all of the charms of Aphrodite to stop us sending him to safer ground away from,
Nigel in Oz will have his revenge.
Dollis Hill
Nigel in Oz will have his revenge.