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Flies

Old 12th Dec 2001, 16:24
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Smile Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh!, Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell?"
"3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone".
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