URGENT: Ryanair Type Rating
 

Hello,

I really want to fly for Ryanair but I don't have enough money to pay for the Type Rating. I need to make some cash quickly to do it because a pilot shortage is coming very soon (my flight school told me that). So I'm trying to sell one of my kidney (50 g's should do it). If anyone's interested contact me by pm. I would have asked my parents but I have already bankrupted them for my integrated course.

Take it easy.

lol
 

Feeling cynical??? or just lost the edge? :-)

For Christ's sake grow a pair and stop paying for your training. You are why this industry is in the gutter; if the airlines are short and you all stop paying for it, they will bond you properly without you fronting thier costs for them. Be patient and go for a turboprop first or you will be bored after a few years in the same seat for the rest of your days.

A kidney?????

You loose a kidney now to fly for ryr....
then you loose ur dignity & sence of pride in your job as a pilot,
then you loose your sence of worth as an employee,
then you watch the morale fall apart all round you,
then u loose that sence of joy u once had in flying...

...the icing on the cake is to see your take-home pay piss away increasingly , hand over fist, as RYR management use you like an ATM MACHINE, and watch your conditions & career quality being slashed remorselessly before your eyes!

A kidney is only the start my friend in this cancerous airline

...........there again there are those who believe irony is something to do with pressing clothes.

Selling kidney?
 

Piss away your pay - with only one kidney your pissing capacity is halved, performance reduced by three quarters. How do AMEs regard this? No point in having a RYR TR and a medically suspended license.

Take up plumbing - you'll able to take the piss and laugh at the same time!

Nicely done, sir! :D

After City's loss to Hull today, I needed that! :ok:

Fish........ Barrel :D :D :D

Please tell me you thought you would write that as a joke !!!!

Selling a kidney to work for RYANAIR. :ugh:

A post earlier on got it spot on. When Pilots stop paying for type ratings airlines will have to start bonding for training. :ok:

You all don't seem to know how this biz work: I'll be missing a kidney just for a few months. As soon as I'm a pilot for Ryanair I'll be rich and I'll buy a new kidney from a wannabe following my steps. You see it's totally safe. It's not like we are in a double dip recession.....

I love it. :D:D:D

Have you considered prostitution.......oh wait you need the cash to sign up to this.

On a more serious note i guess i owe these zero to hero for 30 odd thousand a thank you. Your money has helped supplement many off the cheap return tickets i have gladly used and also ye are now going to help pay my salary. A big cheers for me.....now wheres my passport for that ryr cheap flight where the f/o paid for the type rating and may not have been paid for 5 months due to no pay until line training. :}

Please tell me this is a joke!!!!!!:uhoh: A kiddney for a stupid TR with Ryanair:{

nice joke,my friend, but today it is not 1st of april...........

to the trolls
 

FFS, here we go again, will somebody close this nonsense down.

Guys ,if there is no better way to spend your time than re-registering for an dodgy login with pprune, then tbh you really deserve not to be doing the aviation.

Go wash some planes, backseat, play flight sim, do somthing. Get a hobby, get (a different) job, go exploring, go on an adventure, help someone, go shopping with the mrs. :ugh:

All this nonsense for a job.

Pull yoursleves together. Thanks:ugh:

I think he's throwing a log onto the fire guys and you lot are falling for it badly. He's wanting to see the type of reaction he gets to a stupid posting such as this, note it is his second post! :ok:

Parents bankrupt, ouch.... why a kidney, I know something better you could sell, the brain. :} :D

Get a job that pays well and work 7 days a week. I'm doing that soon to fund my training!

Moderator, delete this pointless thread.

"Next" (ding)

haha based on blackreds post i can only make an educated guess and presume it took him 5 months to get from basecheck to safety pilot release.. no wonder he's so sour..

Crikey, a substantial percentage taking this ****e on board and believing it!

I used to worry about the amount of competition in this industry, but looking at some of the replies here, it's the quality few to worry about as opposed to the gormless masses...

Cheers to the original poster, most enjoyable. :cool:

Pilot shortage? Ha..............haha..................hahahahahahhahhahahaha ........... If I owned a flight school I'd be spreading the same manure.

pilot shortage? did I say hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahah