Life as a Hongkie
 

GOOD REASONS FOR BEING A HONGKIE

1. We are Hongkies not Chinese
2. We can talk and shout and nobody gives a damn
3. Jackie Chan is our icon
4. We can live in 5' x 5' cubicle and call it luxury apartment
5. Our children can speak Cantonese at a young age
6. We get to blame everything on Feng Shui or Tung Chee Hwa or the mainlanders
7. No one can threaten Hong Kong, except the few expat Cathay Pilots
8. Gambling is more interesting than sex
9. We produce a lot of Ms.Hong Kong to the enjoyment of the rich and famous.