Cadet Housing Jihad by OSAMA (Comedy)
 

News travels fast in the aviation world ....

$10K come on! we can do better than that!

Remember ... One war bird is enough .. One Chalet is enough ...

Second Officers have feelings too!

Don't be greedy Mr COS 08 DFO :D

Toss.......... Love it...... Dirka sherpa sherpa!!!

Cap'n Toss, at this prodigious rate, you will soon need a manager, and I am available for a modest, sub-A Scale, remuneration:

20% of the gross (Cash - not your behaviour)
Accommodation Allowance (6 Star or equivalent)
Entertainment Allowance (Not subject to scrutiny)
World-Wide Medical Benefits (Does not refer to that building in Central)
50% Provident Fund (I'm not as young as I was)
13th and 14th months salary (CNY plus Christmas)
Management Bonus (Suitably vulgar)
Patinum Company Credit Card (Lloyds Pall Mall, no HSBC rubbish)

All to be paid offshore in Swiss Francs. C'est bon, n'est ce pas?

NR, you must have heard of the deal that TT is on when he goes to live in Geneva, working for IATA. Only just over 2 weeks and he's gone.http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/sr...lies/smile.gif

:) Love it Toss!!