My favourite Cathay pilot jokes are...
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Location: HK- A little bit of industrial China in every breath you take.
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Load factor hit a record of 93% across the group, 2% below expectations with China's crackdown on corruption affecting our front end, and softening freight figures on the lead up to Christmas and fines for illegal price fixing tightening our rear end.
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It's a 63..... Number on the I phone.." Hey, hi, is that Steve...?"... "Yes..what's up?"...there's a brief period of confusion and non recognition.." Steve, how's things..."..."Fine..but who is this, I had a late night and kicking off today a little slow..."
"Steve, it's Eric..Eric from.....Crew Control..we just wondered......"
"Steve, it's Eric..Eric from.....Crew Control..we just wondered......"
I feel like I'm 45 again.
I hear Ric is leaving.
The check and training joker system. ( don't give them anything, but lets take from the others)
"O" days. O = off day right.
As we enter the final quarter of 2014 it is difficult not to feel a level of disappointment
I hear Ric is leaving.
The check and training joker system. ( don't give them anything, but lets take from the others)
"O" days. O = off day right.
As we enter the final quarter of 2014 it is difficult not to feel a level of disappointment
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2008 - "The sky is falling, CX is doomed! Help us out by agreeing to SLS, sign up quickly and in return we will give you 25 years of housing." PS (gentlemen's agreement only - trust us!) " 
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"Getting hired by Cathay is the best thing that ever happened to me"
"I love waking up in the morning knowing I have to go fly the CX jets"
"The new hire Hong Kong Cabin Crew are awesome"
"RH doesn't know what his doing"
"The training department has cleaned up its acts - we only have reasonable trainers left now"
"I love waking up in the morning knowing I have to go fly the CX jets"
"The new hire Hong Kong Cabin Crew are awesome"
"RH doesn't know what his doing"
"The training department has cleaned up its acts - we only have reasonable trainers left now"
