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Old 20th Oct 2014, 08:40
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We are the world's best team!!!
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Old 20th Oct 2014, 08:57
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"Come visit us in the fleet office at any time, the door is always open"
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Old 20th Oct 2014, 10:38
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"We are the best service straight from the heart!!" while putting on the world best cabin crew mug lid onto my cup.
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Old 20th Oct 2014, 11:28
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"I'm going into training to give something back."

"I'm going into training because my wife said it would be a good idea."

"I'm running CRM courses because my roster was cr.p. I was going to work way too often."
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Old 20th Oct 2014, 13:47
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'I get 1.0 hrs credit for being a CRM facilitator.'

And I get a go at the ISD girls .... , behind my wife's back

And the 3rd floor thinks I am a legend And I think I'm a legend
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Old 20th Oct 2014, 16:31
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"Did you check the paperwork?'
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Old 20th Oct 2014, 16:48
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"Happy with flight plan?"

"Can't see any reason to take anymore..."
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Old 20th Oct 2014, 18:22
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Truly the best quote in CX...

"No, no, flight plan fuel."

No, I don't need the sector.
No, I don't want the sector.
Flight plan fuel is fine...
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Old 20th Oct 2014, 19:31
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''I've read the notams''
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Old 20th Oct 2014, 20:23
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We've obviously flown together
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Old 21st Oct 2014, 01:57
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"My 3-bar was fine, but the star chamber STILL failed me"
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Old 21st Oct 2014, 02:32
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"When I turn 58-59 I'm out of here"
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Old 21st Oct 2014, 02:37
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The missus and I are tight. She and the sprogs will move down to Oz and I'll commute. She'll be awright mate...
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Old 21st Oct 2014, 02:45
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If we vote no, the company will have to come back with a better offer...
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Old 21st Oct 2014, 03:08
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Tank to engine
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Old 21st Oct 2014, 03:54
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"Check"

"Clear right, left"
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Old 21st Oct 2014, 04:13
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"I've got my 5 year plan" or "I'm outta here in 4 years"

b.
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Old 21st Oct 2014, 04:19
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"There's no way they'd try a 49ers stunt again. They just can't afford that sort of negative publicity..."
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Old 21st Oct 2014, 04:29
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"If we don't vote yes we're giving up free money!"
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Old 21st Oct 2014, 11:33
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satvoice lost

For the 10th time, shut the **** up...
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