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oral diarrhea in CX

Old 24th Nov 2013, 15:30
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Whoops...it appears that an Emirates thread has inadvertently been dropped into the FH forum...

- ...this is a technique, not an SOP...
- Cathay/Singapore don't make any money
- blah blah blah I hate all the materialistic people in this place blah blah well my boat is moored blah blah cost a bit more but otherwise I'd have to drive for 15 minutes blah blah
- PF/PM: "ABSOLUTELY anything"; PM/PF: "Checked"

I can think of no others that haven't already been mentioned.

I take great reassurance in the knowledge that at least one other carrier is the same!

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Old 24th Nov 2013, 20:18
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Hahahaha Silberfuchs I'm in tears. That's a good one!!
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Old 25th Nov 2013, 07:43
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A scale Capt: 'Have a look at these photos of my castle and my Porsche in Somerset'

New S/O: 'Great. You should meet my Dad, he works for HM Revenue and Customs'
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Old 25th Nov 2013, 10:33
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Silburfuchs that is brilliant. I got pinged on that one once as well but was not quite as witty as the above mentioned F/O

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Old 25th Nov 2013, 13:20
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New S/O: 'Great. You should meet my Dad, he works for HM Revenue and Customs'
Brilliant!!

The best so far IMHO.
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Old 25th Nov 2013, 16:41
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1. "On behalf of myself........"
2. "As safety is our priority"
3. "Satvoice Lost"
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Old 25th Nov 2013, 20:30
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"Cannot". "But I haven't asked you for anything yet"
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Old 27th Nov 2013, 06:42
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"Your radios"
"You have control"
"No changes"

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Old 27th Nov 2013, 08:12
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" I'll only work a few months past 55, a year at most...."
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Old 27th Nov 2013, 09:25
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With obligatory head shaking " ... what's your DME distance"? As opposed to what? DME altitude/heading/speed?

"I don't want to nit pick, but ... "

"XXX, xx request"
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Old 27th Nov 2013, 09:28
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-"I don't think we say that anymore.."

-"The correct mouthmusic is..."

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Old 27th Nov 2013, 10:35
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Captain who arrives at Dispatch: "Are we there yet? hahahah"

Never gets old....
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Old 27th Nov 2013, 10:58
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'check'.

Ever counted how many times this is used in a flight? We hit 55 without using checks or checked!
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Old 27th Nov 2013, 11:03
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Thumbs down

"In the upcoming FCOM3 revision we will do it this way... According to the Fleet Newsletter"
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Old 27th Nov 2013, 12:45
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-"Any good rumours?"

-"So what did they say at the fleet forum?"

-"Are you happy if I [insert absolutely any cockpit activity as mundane as switching a logo light off]?"
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Old 27th Nov 2013, 12:46
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(cont)......
4. The introduction of the EFB is imminent.
5. RETI saves fuel.
6. Tank to Engine. (no sh!t)
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Old 28th Nov 2013, 02:31
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Pilot A "Who's doing your PC?"
Pilot B "<Checkers name>"
Pilot A "Ah Chopper/Slasher XXX, he's a great guy. I did my PC with him and he gave me lots of 5's"

Or...

Pilot A "Who's doing your PC?"
Pilot B "<Checkers name>"
Pilot A "Ah, he's a great guy, you'll have no worries"

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Old 28th Nov 2013, 04:13
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This thread is killing me, what else am I going to talk about now?! At this rate we will all just be staring out into the darkness.

...are we there yet?
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Old 28th Nov 2013, 04:22
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Captain to FO:

"They keep begging me to go into training...."
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Old 28th Nov 2013, 05:48
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Oh and my favorite........"just play the game...."
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