Don't you hate it when...

[Charlie Foxtrot India]

Students turn up early and you miss your PPRuNe break....

[Tuner]

Your Instructor turns up late because he's addicted to PPRuNe.


[This message has been edited by Tuner (edited 26 December 1998).]

[Luke SkyToddler]

...your boss bans all the instructing staff from PPRUNE (and puts a 'net logbook next to the work computer) after getting his ISP bill for last month?

[Capt Homesick]

...you're duty instructor for the fourth time in a week and all you can do is sit at a gameless pc and read PPRuNe...

[Deputy]

You go on holidays and have no acess to Pprune for 4 weeks!!!!!

[Charlie Foxtrot India]

Welcome home, Dep!!

[Capt Claret]

Your new 'puter hard disk fails and you can't get into PPRuNe whilst its in the hangar for overhaul.

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[Hugh Jarse]

Capt Homesick, I thought that would be a bonus...At least you get a laugh on JetBlast

[Rubber Chicken]

You can't get onto PPRUNE for a week after installing windows '98 without taking the option of a rescue disk to convert back to Win '95 and the stupid thing crashes evertime you so much as think about using any of the new great functions B. Gates has so generouly given us for $125.00. Life was so much easier with MS Dos.

[clownfish]

In the age of the CD-R, you mean there are still people out there paying $$$ for software?

[Capt Homesick]

You're all set to leave the instructing job, move back to a civilized country and sit in a jet, when some nutter has you subpoena'd to appear as a witness in a lawsuit that has NOTHING to do with you!