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allthatglitters 1st March 2006 14:21

A pen and a set of hammers.
Start with the small hammer and tap it,
if that dosn't fix it use a bigger hammer,
and if that dosn't fix it get a bigger hammer,
and if that dosn't fix it get an even bigger hammer,
by which time it may be broken.
Then use the pen to defer it, for another shift to fix it.

Flightmech 4th March 2006 21:29


Originally Posted by GAZIN
Maglite, Leatherman, a good pen and a knife and fork. What else would you need:)

GAZIN, most mechs worth their salt have upgraded from the Maglite to one of those flash Gerber LED torches. "YOU" particularly know what i mean:ok: . Love you long time:)

coolape 7th March 2006 20:33

My staff id badge for clocking in, and alarm clock for waking up.

How to use these tools?

1. Set the alarm clock
-*alarm goes off, you wake up, go to work*
2. Use the ID Badge to clock in.
-*At this point find a nice quiet cozy corner*
3. Set the alarm clock for the end shift.
-*Alarm goes off, alerting you its time to go home*
4. Use staff id badge to clock out.

camlobe 12th March 2006 16:07

A pen with ten-second ink, a Stamp with the UIN (unique Identity Number) so worn it is illegible, an unbreakable coffe mug and an enviornment with two or more shifts. Why? Because it is always 'the other shift'.

aveng 13th March 2006 12:10


Originally Posted by GAZIN
Maglite, Leatherman, a good pen and a knife and fork. What else would you need:)


I agree with your choices, but dont forget your napkin wouldn't want anything down the front of your white shirt when carrying out the galley bite!:ok: :ok:

munster 14th March 2006 04:29

i've seen the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy, so surely we all need a towel in our boxes

Perrin 14th March 2006 08:24

PERRIN
 
I ALWAYS FOUND A GOOD LINE OF BULL S--- WAS THE ANSWER, NO STAMP:ok: OR COMEBACK AND THEY EVEN THANKED YOU AND SAID WHY CAN'T ALL THE ENGINEERS EXPLAIN IT LIKE YOU DID.

IcePaq 14th March 2006 12:32

Let me go and snap a pic of my setup.......back in a little while.


Okay........

http://princemakaha.homestead.com/fi...14-06_1139.jpg


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