Computer Humour
 

We're a dry old lot in here, aren't we? Why don't we have a thread of Geek humour?

Here's a start from the latest BCS mag:

"There are two ways of constructing a software design. One is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiences; the other is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiences. The first method is far more difficult."

attrib to Tony Hoare, head of programming research at Oxford University.

And if this catches on, let's be really innovative by keeping it clean and leaving the smutty stuff for JB!

A bit of Geek Humor:

Two IT guys were walking across the park when one said, "Where did you get
such a great bike?"

The second IT guy replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my
own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the
bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you
want."

The second IT guy nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably
wouldn't have fit."