If the Olympics were More Like Video Games...
 

"If the Olympics were More Like Video Games.... . . . . .The Japanese would compete in all the really cool events a few months before the Americans . .Australia would ban several events for being too violent . .It would be really hard to find sponsors . .No snow boarder would even come close to a medal unless he did a two-and-a-half minute combo . .Flames would shoot out of the puck in ice hockey . .Figure skating announcers would say the same ten phrases over and over . .Two words: Bobsled ... drive-by . .The biathlon would be called "FFA Deathmatch" . .No ramps. Ski jumpers would merely point their rocket launchers at the ground and then jump while firing... . .Speed skaters would use their winnings to upgrade to more powerful skates... provided they don't just use the cheat codes"

(Game Spy daily news)

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