Tasty female cabin crew!!!
 

Must be loads of talent on this thread! So here goes!!
Old boy over 45 wishes to nob young girl about 25!!
Right! Whos on?

Dearest Tommy
 

My oh my oh my, Thomas.

Luckily - as experienced cabin crew and trainers - we are all well versed in the issue, handling and disposal of sick bags.

I can assure you my darling, that every one of us has just filled that self same recepticle following the digesting of your previously hideous posting.

We are all having visions of you resembling the wonderful Mr. Ricky Tomlinson, a.k.a. Jim Royle. However, I have just done the greatest injustice to one of Liverpool's living legends. My apologies to Mr. Tomlinson.

Next time you fly, just introduce yourself to the cabin crew as Rockon Tommy from Pprune. And, a word of advice my dear, don't eat on board!! Don't even drink the water. Avoid the soup (if you're travelling in first class - which, of course you won't be) and check the pockets of your brown raincoat when its handed back to you at the point of disembarkation. You never know what you may find.

Thirty years in the business Tommy - and not ONE of your type has ever been anywhere close............Ciao..

rockon tommy

A very brave posting if i may say so! hope you,re wearing you flak jacket!


Jennie Blond

Off-topic, but hows life in DXB nowadays? Havent been for a while and arriving middle of the month for a weekend layover. Still cosmopolitan as ever?:cool:

Ms Blond
 

Why! You are a rude girl Jennie Blond! I take it that was a No! then.

Rockon Tommy
 

Look mate, why not do what all us other guys do? Go down to a pub or club - put your hand in your pocket and buy some girls some drinks.

I'm sure that lots of girls will find your greying hair, balding head, leathery skin, pot belly, yellowing teeth, sweaty palms, bi-focal glasses, and "man at Millets" outfit very attractive.

Alright, alright, enough already.....

Jennie's answer was not rude at all.. very appropriate, I think.. and part of the reason why I didn't shut this down earlier was to let the lions/lionesses feed first.

And yes, we know it's a troll, and (hopefully, anyway) just a bit of a joke, but don't insult the intelligence of this audience by merely portraying them as sex-objects... whether you like it or not, that's what you do.

And to end on an upbeat note, whilst not possessing the same age difference you seek to bridge, and indeed, would end up in jail if did so... I have heard that charm, wit and intelligence may help. Allegedly. Perhaps Tesco's have an offer this month....

;)