Like they need to stereotype more....

I was on Monarch's website a couple of weeks ago and they had seats available still for these flights. They're going to partition the aircraft into celeb air pax and normal pax and carry a normal CC for the non-celeb pax. Tickets are one way only and they go to all the chavtastic holiday destinations like Malaga, Ibiza and Alicante :}

Seems they still have a few seats avaliable for anyone who wants to have 5 seconds of fame; coffee spilt on their heads and die horribly when the celebs can't co-ordinate your evac in the event of an emergancy :E

Monarch Airlines | CelebAir | timetable

To be honest, I'd probably go on one myself just to say I was there when ITV went under, if I wasn't spending the next six weeks in California ;)

Oh wow, check out the first result you get when googling the phrase "celeb air celebrities"

Celebrity Plane Crashes :ok:

celebair- 5 yr disclosure???
 

give them the training at Monarch....but will they be providing a full 5 yrs of references to gain their airside pass or does this not just make a mockery of the security side of the job?

thoughts? no doubt Monarch and ITV will have some way round it, eg; book them on pax ticket.

DD:confused::confused::rolleyes:

no different to the many cabin crew and ground staff that work in all departments at uk airports who are not uk nationals and cannot be checked by disclosure scotland or are unable to provide a 5 year history.

With all due respect hapzim, care to elaborate on that?

I am NOT UK national however i have provided the full 5 year history required. I also qued for hours on end at my country of origin embassy to get a police disclosure from my country, and paid a whooping £60 for the form to be translated into English and signed by an authorised translator.
When i went to the ID security office, with all my required paperwork to get an Air Pass, i received a FULL ID straight away; however, fellow colleagues of English nationality only received a 60 days Temporary Pass and after that they had to go through the hole process again. So please chose your words carefully...

Back to the subject of this thread, i probably missed it but when does this CelebAir Show is supposed to be aired?:rolleyes:


Rgds,
ATS

So has anyone got a list of these so called celebs?!

Got the time and money, might book a flight for a laugh....

Their wings ceremony is this Friday.

Chico, Kenzie, Mica Paris, someone who used to be on Neighbours, an impessionist, an ex page 3 girl ............

After that i lost interest!

"wings ceremony" Jesus christ......

Who????
 

Who are these people??


Rgds,
ATS

I had an email today from Monarch informing me that this bunch of morons would be operating my flight home from Malaga in mid-September....this could be interesting.

If ever there was a need to get a gun airside this sounds like it!

Rgds Dr I

Captainyonder

And did Monarch offer you the chance of changing your booking - or perhaps some sort of rebate on your ticket for suffering at the hands of yet another piece of "reality TV" cr@p?

I'd wager not - but am prepared to be proved wrong?

I saw Chico and Kenzie at LGW today, I was standing outside of Concorde House when they were walking in.

I just happened to be chatting to a mate who absolutely LOVES Chico, so she was desperate for me to get him to speak to her.

I just happened to glance in Chico's direction, our eyes connected and he came bounding over arm outstretched and shook my hand and was more than willing to have a quick chat with my mate.

He seemed liked a genuinely nice and polite guy - Kenzie on the other hand couldn't get in Concorde House quick enough.

I think that Kenzie will be voted off fairly quickly and Chico will actually do quite well.

Both looked fitas:mad: though ;)

Anybody thought how celeb air will happpen if swissport carry out their threat of strike action?

Celebair flights only operate on fridays and saturdays. When is the planned swissport strike happening??

Are the celebs in uniform yet?

This has been parked just off 'Juliet' at LGW for the past few days...

Thank the lord i'm North Terminal!!!!!

Im quite looking forword to it now.....should be a laugh watching this lot!

I'm sorry but who the fudge is Chico?

Chico did this cheeky little number...

YouTube - Chico Time

:suspect: