Toilet call bells!
 

Another brainwave of aircraft designers - toilet call bells in strange places. Always located where mother and kid are in together and kid always finds the bell. The only others who find them are the ones stealing the perfumes and soaps.

Usual story - call light goes in toilet so crew wait a while - flush goes so everything is okay! No - pax comes out 'why the hell did you not answer my call'. 'sorry sir - are you okay?' 'No - I wanted a glass of water - the service is rubbish on this airline!'

What more can we say!