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Another Number 26th Feb 2016 09:52

Kerrie, your concerns will be best addressed by forwarding your message to [email protected] - though I warn you, they may be too credible for him.

Iron Bar 26th Feb 2016 11:13

Another Number, Outstanding!

onetrack 26th Feb 2016 12:32

Kerrie - How long ago was it that you were abducted? - and how long did the anal probing last?? :E

Yes, we know you think you're a lone voice in the wilderness - but we need to let you know, there are others with the knowledge! - you're not alone!

Grand Strategy of the Reptilians

surely not 26th Feb 2016 12:54

Fascinating, I can't wait to read more. Not at all sure I'll understand it, but hey, I reckon it will be a fun read.

Wizofoz 26th Feb 2016 13:59

I recently met a Flight Attendant who had DEFINATLEY had implants......

tail wheel 26th Feb 2016 21:37

At last, someone who speaks the truth!!

Never, ever pig out on idiot pills!! :}

IsDon 26th Feb 2016 23:01

It could be worse.
 
Could be worse.

In presently in Anaheim at the crew hotel. There's always some sort of convention going on here.

This week is my private Hell.

An evangelist and God botherer convention. These sort of deluded nut jobs are everywhere.

Why can't it just be an under 19s ladies volleyball convention??????

Snakecharma 26th Feb 2016 23:10

Put in red contacts and walk around looking at the ceiling, cowering and saying in low muttering tones "beelzebub is here, beelzebub is here".

By the end of the day you will either "be saved" or be carted off to the funny farm :)

C441 26th Feb 2016 23:35


Why can't it just be an under 19s ladies volleyball convention??????
That's being played at Long Beach! :D

Only about half of the players are at The Renaissance though…...:cool:

over_centre 27th Feb 2016 00:21

A bit early
 
Kerrie

Poor timing.

April 1st is still over a month away :confused:

Lookleft 27th Feb 2016 01:29

I think you are all being a bit harsh. What has been posted is the leaked minutes of the Jetstar Group strategy meeting for what happens post JQ HK. KerrieWings is the working title of the next great master stroke that will be Jetstar Mongolia. Think of all those oil rich Mongolians wanting to travel from Ulaanbaatar to the casinos of Macau. You know it makes sense!

Lantern10 27th Feb 2016 01:41

Dammed acid.

jolihokistix 27th Feb 2016 02:05

If you line the inside of your hat with some aluminium sheet off that roll in the kitchen drawer, it can seriously prevent ingress of govt microwaves. Stay safe!

porch monkey 27th Feb 2016 02:27

I've smoked dope, chewed rope, danced, French romanced, f@cked, farted, fought, shot the moon and drove big trucks. I've been to Janesville, Maine, Spain, Spokane, and Fort Wayne, seen three world fairs, been around the world twice, looked danger in the face, and seen goats f@ck in the marketplace, but I ain't never seen no **** like that. Wow, just Wow.

PoppaJo 27th Feb 2016 02:45

http://thestagnantfilipino.com/wp-co...ing-Brains.jpg

underfire 27th Feb 2016 03:10

who are the other 1399 people who know this? They all in Melbourne, perhaps Prahan?

oi vey

SOPS 27th Feb 2016 03:43

I can't wait for the next instalment.

john_tullamarine 27th Feb 2016 03:53

Why can't it just be an under 19s ladies volleyball convention??????


Pass, friend.

NowThatsFunny 27th Feb 2016 04:42

Tail wheel,

How is it that you allow a thread like this to survive yet in a heartbeat you close down threads that are actually aviation related and worthy of discussion.

Seriously mate.

Copythisnumberdown 27th Feb 2016 05:14

Sounds like a speech directly from John Borg***i himself


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