Christmas Island Airlines
 

Rumour has it that the new start up low-cost, no frills (more thrills) carrier had no difficulty obtaining an AOC but even though the detention centre contains more than five complete crews for the soon to be arriving Twin Pioneers, the potential crews are staying put. Apparently they have read what has happened to QANTAS employees recently and decided that the conditions in the detention centre are better and they didn't want to risk being locked out of them!

Dancing a jig
 

Do they accept Irish asylum seekers also?
The Qanstar CEO would probably like their boats, most of them look like they have undergone turd world outsourced maintenance...

Turd be sure...

oim just Sayin'
 

CEO Paddy o'Furniture said "that with an affluent population (most are on government hand outs) that the new location for his presented an unprecedented opportunity to break into the Asian market. A A After orl if dey can keep a leaky boat afloat for tree months den day should know how to wield a stapler on a twin poioneer"