I would be worried if there were some colored wires coming from her chest puppys!!
Crikeys,Hope old Daisy dosnt get her sagged to the knee tittys out in the back of the 210.I would find a bit of loose change under the seat though!

NOTHIN is too much trouble to return to the gate when some passenger flips out. I really do wonder if the incident transpired as described. The Captain would have to be as crazy as this female passenger to continue with a psycho on board.

vergin pax
 

Some time ago in the 1980s I think, I was training Ansetts training manager at the time [not JR] on the B767.
Just as we were about to roll at Perth the flight attendent entered the cockpit and said that a female pax was sitting on a male paxs lap singing dirty ditties and would not get off.
The a/c was full and it was a 3+ hour flight.
I sat back and waited to see what our illustrious commander would do and to my supprise he told the girl to take her seat and we would sort it out on the way.
I placed my hands over the power leavers and called the tower for a clearance to return to the gate and requested the police be in attendance.
As the commander taxied back I made an apology for the delay to the pax.
The female was removed by a large NZ Maroi policeman to the applause
of some of the pax.
To me the offender has few rights and it is the rights of the people who were going to be subject to her nonsence that is paramount. Our delay was about 15 minutes and we were later thanked by a number of pax for my decision.
The flight attendants were also appreciative as they were probably going to have a hard time on that 3 hour flight.
I would be suspicious of any Captain who could not make this simple decision provided he has all the facts.

I can't resist....sigh!.....Isn't there something in the reg's about puppies and waterproof mats....?!!!!!

:ok: :E

? hey glastar, "Training Manager" hey? I cant believe they went bust with guys like you! Sounds like you were so cool in that situation, got any more tales of your "heroism-amongst-dunder-headed-Clouseau-esqe-wally-pilots" ?

Hmmm... wonder what Walter Mitty's up to these days :rolleyes:

Rumour has it that the passenger is now going to be charged with an offence under the Vagrancy Act


...............no visible means of support :) :) :)

Plainmaker

The epitomy of CRM I did'nt now that ANSett had aproved single pilot operatons for there B767.
You sounds like your a REAL hero when ya do that sorta stuff glassass.