Virgin Australia Flight hijacked
I would love to be an Air Marshall, the problem is I am too trigger happy sometimes.....
Ngineer....I do agree with you 100%. These wan@ers don't deserve to be Australians.
Ngineer....I do agree with you 100%. These wan@ers don't deserve to be Australians.
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"These wan@ers don't deserve to be Australians. "
I'd rather them than those trying to arrive illegally - and potentially bringing their home grown ideas with them.
Our democracy allows you to get drunk. Not condoning drunkenness, as alleged, but like it or not, that's democracy.
I'd rather them than those trying to arrive illegally - and potentially bringing their home grown ideas with them.
Our democracy allows you to get drunk. Not condoning drunkenness, as alleged, but like it or not, that's democracy.
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Bogan
Bogan (pronounced BOE-gan) is someone who drives an old Commodore, lives in a housing department area, and likes to harrass other citizens.
Bogans are stereotypically considered to be old children (from approximately 15 to 30 years of age). Bogans mature to become yobbos. Low to midrange literacy and intelligence, (80-100 IQ) and above average physical strength are also prominent elements. The Bogan accent is highly distinguishable, being a high-pitched variant of Australian strine similar to "ocker", and the vernacular relies heavily upon truncated words and swearing. Bogans will typically use the phrase "yous" (sometimes spelt "youse") as a plural form of "you", and will modify people's names by adding "azza" (for example Barry = Bazza, Sharon = Shazza).
Bogans are inherently ugly in appearance, some wealthier bogans are actually obsessively vain. Celebrity Bogan men will often appear on hair loss commercials. Many Bogans wear the mullet hairstyle. Some Bogan men wear beanies or caps to hide their receding hairlines or simply shave their heads. Those with full hair will often still wear mullets or use highlights. Many Bogans use fake tan, visit solariums or sunbake for long periods. It is not uncommon for a Bogan to spend hours at the gym building up their biceps, but are proud of their beer bellies and rarely practice sit-ups. Some Bogans will even try to expose themselves publicly to acknowledge their vanity. Bogan men are also obsessive womanisers, and will often two-time or even flirt openly with other women in front of their girlfriends without any sense of guilt.
Bogans can also be identified by their thin weak lips. It is a phenomena sociological scientists have yet to explore however it is probable that it began in early childhood when introduced to the ritual of sucking the filling out of hot meat pies during a AFL game. The intitiation into adolescence is signified by the wearing of wrap around sunglasses. These shades are mostly black but some of the younger Bogans go all out and wear white framed sunglasses, a fashion gay men had 15 years prior. Bogans also age very quickly and by the age of 28, flabby jowels begin to accentuate the characteristic thin lips.
Celebrity Bogans are usually from but not restricted to the Southern State (Victoria) where yobboism rules supreme. These celebrities usually sport bad 1960 American corporate hairstyles and sometimes go abroad to cultured countries to host sports events and consequently cause much embarrassment.Bogans on an international level usually come undone as cultural chants such as Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi or pathological obsession with AFL has no stronghold outside of Australian waters
Bogan (pronounced BOE-gan) is someone who drives an old Commodore, lives in a housing department area, and likes to harrass other citizens.
Bogans are stereotypically considered to be old children (from approximately 15 to 30 years of age). Bogans mature to become yobbos. Low to midrange literacy and intelligence, (80-100 IQ) and above average physical strength are also prominent elements. The Bogan accent is highly distinguishable, being a high-pitched variant of Australian strine similar to "ocker", and the vernacular relies heavily upon truncated words and swearing. Bogans will typically use the phrase "yous" (sometimes spelt "youse") as a plural form of "you", and will modify people's names by adding "azza" (for example Barry = Bazza, Sharon = Shazza).
Bogans are inherently ugly in appearance, some wealthier bogans are actually obsessively vain. Celebrity Bogan men will often appear on hair loss commercials. Many Bogans wear the mullet hairstyle. Some Bogan men wear beanies or caps to hide their receding hairlines or simply shave their heads. Those with full hair will often still wear mullets or use highlights. Many Bogans use fake tan, visit solariums or sunbake for long periods. It is not uncommon for a Bogan to spend hours at the gym building up their biceps, but are proud of their beer bellies and rarely practice sit-ups. Some Bogans will even try to expose themselves publicly to acknowledge their vanity. Bogan men are also obsessive womanisers, and will often two-time or even flirt openly with other women in front of their girlfriends without any sense of guilt.
Bogans can also be identified by their thin weak lips. It is a phenomena sociological scientists have yet to explore however it is probable that it began in early childhood when introduced to the ritual of sucking the filling out of hot meat pies during a AFL game. The intitiation into adolescence is signified by the wearing of wrap around sunglasses. These shades are mostly black but some of the younger Bogans go all out and wear white framed sunglasses, a fashion gay men had 15 years prior. Bogans also age very quickly and by the age of 28, flabby jowels begin to accentuate the characteristic thin lips.
Celebrity Bogans are usually from but not restricted to the Southern State (Victoria) where yobboism rules supreme. These celebrities usually sport bad 1960 American corporate hairstyles and sometimes go abroad to cultured countries to host sports events and consequently cause much embarrassment.Bogans on an international level usually come undone as cultural chants such as Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi or pathological obsession with AFL has no stronghold outside of Australian waters
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It's a real place (and not in Victoria): Home | Bogan Shire Council
It's certainly not the first time someone has acted up on a Bali flight. With no actual major incident though, will any report ever be publicised?
It's certainly not the first time someone has acted up on a Bali flight. With no actual major incident though, will any report ever be publicised?
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An opus! I do believe Melboganis Australis is also afraid of spiders and pronounces 'girls' as
'Gulls'.
Surely the Captain contacted the cabin crew and found out what was actually happening before elevating to hijack phase? "Has he threatened you and threatened to hijack the aircraft?"
There is a big difference between everyday disruptive fully sick mate wheres the gulls Melbogans crashing around the forward galley and a hijack in progress.
Did this particular bogan threaten anyone or state hijack?
An opus! I do believe Melboganis Australis is also afraid of spiders and pronounces 'girls' as
'Gulls'.
Surely the Captain contacted the cabin crew and found out what was actually happening before elevating to hijack phase? "Has he threatened you and threatened to hijack the aircraft?"
There is a big difference between everyday disruptive fully sick mate wheres the gulls Melbogans crashing around the forward galley and a hijack in progress.
Did this particular bogan threaten anyone or state hijack?
"and potentially bringing their home grown ideas with them"
Yes, we fear ideas from outside the tiny fish bowl. Take your pizza's and your weird taste in fashion and go home I say!!!
Yes, we fear ideas from outside the tiny fish bowl. Take your pizza's and your weird taste in fashion and go home I say!!!
Sydney Morning Herald headline today says: "Panic attack sparked Virgin incident".
Quite....
The airline defends the pilot's action with: "as per training".
Indonesian authorities are not charging old mate the plumber, instead saying that it is something for the Australians to attend to.
Any bets that the airline will want this to go away now, and that no charges will be laid? And that their training in incident control will be reviewed?
The only people that look good in this are the Indonesians.
Quite....
The airline defends the pilot's action with: "as per training".
Indonesian authorities are not charging old mate the plumber, instead saying that it is something for the Australians to attend to.
Any bets that the airline will want this to go away now, and that no charges will be laid? And that their training in incident control will be reviewed?
The only people that look good in this are the Indonesians.
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All is forgiven, Virgin is flying him home today.
"Kun youse gulls git me a jimmy bean (sic) and crush up a few Stilnox?"
Ummm, what about the missing wife?
"Kun youse gulls git me a jimmy bean (sic) and crush up a few Stilnox?"
Ummm, what about the missing wife?
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He is going to be met by the AFP on arrival for an interview !
Is this going to go the "slap on the wrist, don't do it again" way ?
Is this going to go the "slap on the wrist, don't do it again" way ?
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Rhonda hahahahaha!
Tracey Grimshaw will give him $200K for his story which will keep his Bintang and Stilnox topped up for a month or two and maybe a new tattoo to celebrate.
Houso's on the ABC have written an episode for him "The Plumbers' cracked"
Tracey Grimshaw will give him $200K for his story which will keep his Bintang and Stilnox topped up for a month or two and maybe a new tattoo to celebrate.
Houso's on the ABC have written an episode for him "The Plumbers' cracked"
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Reports on the 'all leather wireless' have said that he was met and taken away by the Federal Police upon arrival and has since been ordered to appear in court in June, when he will be charged with interfering with a crew member.
