Soft or hard? Well, I shall not drag this conversation any further into the murk. Personally, I'd just like them to have robes that actually fit my lardy ass! And I know I'm not the only beached whale in NATS, so why can't they splash out on some XXL size robes for us porkers!!!

Soft or hard indeed, you skinnies, more whine than bleedin' Threshers!

Show off!
Or maybe you're all so big they got big'uns in special like. Might explain the lack of cooking facilities we're hearing about at the new LL VCR!:}