Sir Alfred of Midnight, i draw your attention to your earlier statements that; the Tieknot has been camping lately, and; he has chosen not to come on a bender. I put it to you that these statements are both unequal and opposite, in the sense that if he is ´camping´ then he must be ´on a bender´ .
Ergo I therefor (in the character of your father, Dr J) ask you the closed question that "you are, are you not, contradicting thee self". :confused:

I am also in the proses of wondering, having noticed that you registered in Jan99, that you must have lobbed on to pprune at the same time as you decided that the Mouth of Bourne wasn´t your cup o´tea (Mary Poppins, bad food, worse weather) and so started batting for the other side.

I also have a new tube o´tooth paste if you want to nick it.

All you LCY muppets must know the Ginja Ninja who recently validated. Tell him Captain Hank says 'Hi!'

Captain, I fear the worst. For the chosen one that you speak of is presently uncontactable as he is in the clinic attempting to be cured of his affliction of 'being ginger'.
Its probably worth starting the rumour aswell that the rest of the European Union has banned him as a British export as (like foot in mouth disease) they fear that it will only take one encounter to pollute an entire nation. :p