O'Hare Tower at it again
 

I was listening to O'Hare Tower on the Yahoo broadcast and heard this last week:

AALxxx:O'Hare Tower, American XXX with you, 5 out for niner right.
TWR: AmericanXXX, cleared to land 9R, and you are the number 1.
AALxxx: Thanks, cleared to land 9R, and thank you sir, but we already knew we were the number 1, but we already knew that, AALxxx.
BLRxxx: Tower, BlueRidgeXXX with ya for 4R.
TWR: BLRxxx, cleared to land 4R, and you are also the number 1, traffic is a Fokker 4 out for 9R.
BLRxxx: Roger, Cleared to land 4R, visual the traffic, thanks, BLRxxx.
UALxxx: Tower, United xxx, with ya for 9R.
TWR: United xxx, you are cleared to land 9R, behind the number 1 Fokker.
UALxxx: Roger, cleared to land 9R behind the big headed mother Fokker.

The frequency went quiet for a bit after that, can't think why;)
The next few transmissions from tower were certainly holding back a few giggles.

I swear absoloutely true!! Had me in stitches for ages :D