Dantruck
1st Aug 2003, 06:27
(Mr Mod, please feel free to park this contribution anywhere you see fit, but as a piece of SLF it made me laugh me b0ll0cks off, as they say at home)
PS: Please can we have a jokes section, please?
A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta notices a beautiful woman
sitting next to him. He thinks to himself, "Wow, she's gorgeous, she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leans towards her and utteres the Delta slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"
She gives him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thinks to himself, oh sh*t, she doesn't work for Delta.
A moment later, another slogan pops into his head. He leans towards her again. "Something special in the air?" She gives him the same confused look. He mentally kicks himself, and scratches American Airlines off the list.
Next he tries the United slogan: "I would really love to fly your friendly skies." This time the lady turns on him. "What the f**k do you want?" she demands.
The man smiles, slumps back in his chair, and exclaimes...
"ahhh, RyanAir"
PS: Please can we have a jokes section, please?
A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta notices a beautiful woman
sitting next to him. He thinks to himself, "Wow, she's gorgeous, she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leans towards her and utteres the Delta slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"
She gives him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thinks to himself, oh sh*t, she doesn't work for Delta.
A moment later, another slogan pops into his head. He leans towards her again. "Something special in the air?" She gives him the same confused look. He mentally kicks himself, and scratches American Airlines off the list.
Next he tries the United slogan: "I would really love to fly your friendly skies." This time the lady turns on him. "What the f**k do you want?" she demands.
The man smiles, slumps back in his chair, and exclaimes...
"ahhh, RyanAir"