Must See - Photo Captions Needed

[Autorotate]

Thought this image needed a caption courtesy of the Rotorhead crew. And no its not digitally manipulated, what you see is what you get. Any suggestions :ok:

http://homepage.mac.com/helipilot/PPRuNe/heavylifter.jpg




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[Barannfin]

"This one was known by all the crews as the "Drafty Jon" by all the crews on the mountian.
But Bob was new, and he didn't realize the significance of the name until it was too late."

[Steve76]

...just watch him try and lift off this load...
:ok:

[Ascend Charlie]

The K-Max Loo - for those who REALLY want to move their bowels!:ugh:

[Whirlybird]

Loo with a view.

[old heliman]

My employer is full of sh*t

[The Nr Fairy]

Pilot thinks bubble is "Is the load still on the ground ?"

[vorticey]

dial a toilet 1800LUFORYOU.:p

or "please, you must close the door for take off":sad:

[Thomas coupling]

The latest "LOGGING" technique:eek:

[Crashondeck]

Cant a man get any peace while having a dump?

[bloodycrow]

"....it looked like a **** load to lift, and when I got it airborne it flew like **** and then to make things worse it started to spin like **** and just when I figured I had it under control, **** and debris came flying out of the back door...I can tell you now mate it wasn't a pretty sight.
By this stage I'd had enough so I dumped the load.
Yer..I was ****ing bricks and couldn't wait to give the loady a mouth full.

Anyways to cut a long story short, I never did find that bastard."

[autosync]

Always be prepared to dump!

[SASless]

See our newest product....the KMAX Splashless Porta-Potty!

[Lu Zuckerman]

Two captions:

1) If the pilot pickles the load the first thing that will go through this guys mind is his ass.

2) If the pilot pickles the load this guy is going to be in the ****.



:rolleyes: :yuk:

[ShyTorque]

"I don't CARE if you've not finished, sir. You only paid for half an hour, your time is up and we need to get to the next customer, over the mountain".

[slamtofakie]

that should be ne next thang for steve-o of the jackass crew :)

first the helicopter performs a takeof and climbs to FL 20

havin reached that altitude he starts kindova parable flight

i see the pictures in my head:
a moaning, bringin up steve-o covered in his goodies
again. would be more flashing than the backflip into the kiddy-swimmingpool full of elephant poo...(did you see that :? fun :) )

M

[rotorusa]

How about:

'I dunno why but for some reason it took a crapload of power to lift that one!'

or

'We're going down! put your head between your legs and kiss your a... no wait.. uh...'

[helmet fire]

Try new NZ EXTREME ride: Its a **** tin of fun!