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WhichWay?
4th Jul 2003, 05:11
Try this soon, before Google changes its site:

1) Go to Google.com;

2) type in (but don't hit return): "weapons of mass destruction";

3) Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button, instead of the normal "Google
search" button;

4) READ what appears to be a normal error message very carefully.

Have fun and more importantly don't take life too seriously.

WW

Tigs2
4th Jul 2003, 05:54
Dead Funny!

I have cut and pasted the text as it appears on the google error message, just incase anybody sensible has it changed. Better to read it on the correct page though!


"
These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed
The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate.

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Please try the following:

Click the Regime change button, or try again later.

If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in the address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ).

To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN menu, and then click Weapons Inspector Options. On the Security Council tab, click Consensus. The settings should match those provided by your government or NATO.
If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of America can examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass Destruction.
If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them,
click Detect weapons
Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them. Click the Panic menu and then click About US foreign policy to determine what regime they will install.
If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your interests, make sure your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click the Tools menu, and then click on League of Nations. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in the Sand section and check settings for your exports to Iraq.
Click the Bomb button if you are Donald Rumsfeld.



Cannot find weapons or CIA Error
Iraqi Explorer
A.R.Cox 2003 "

witchdoctor
4th Jul 2003, 16:34
Fantastic!!!:D Absolutely laughed my cock off!:} :} :}

Gainesy
4th Jul 2003, 20:58
Nice one. Try also a search on "French military victories" and then hit "I'm feeling lucky".
:)