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Here we go
1) Why don`t we have base operators like we use to that knew everyone on base and that the guy you wanted was actually playing footy today and try his mate on blah extension instead ?
2) Why don`t loadies carry the imprest ?
3) Why is it the Mess only has a spare room when you ask for a F95 ?
4) Why isn`t STARS on the net ? :ok:
Any more ?
Max Stout
19th Jun 2003, 02:06
Why . . . . . . . . did I bother viewing this thread?
That`s not very nice . . . . . .:sad:
L J R
19th Jun 2003, 02:36
...why did I read both threads with the same title???
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Why is the earth round but looks flat?
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Why is abbreviation such a long word ?
Why is there only one monopoly commission ?
Why do cricket players wear trousers in summer but footballers wear shorts in winter ?
1) ?
2) They do.
3) Eh?
4) It is.
5) Any more?
Well, it's on the station intranet here (secret wilts airfield) , which serves its purpose. I guess if it was on the internet it would cause all sorts of problems with the feds, etc !
Why doesn't money grow on trees?
Why is there only one shoe by the side of the road?
Why is that a pair of socks goes into the wash and only one comes out?
Why does my daughter keep asking why??? (it's doing my head in)
Answers on a post card please to
"why the fcuk do I bother" Competiton
Labour Party HQ
Whats left of the Constitution Hill
London
Rattus
19th Jun 2003, 08:44
LJR
The earth IS flat - according to Prof Hawking, it's the rest of the universe that's curved. :E
BlueWolf
19th Jun 2003, 13:57
1) If the black box flight recorder never gets destroyed in a plane crash, why don't they make the whole plane out of the same stuff?
2) If little girls is made of sugar and spice and all things nice, how comes they smell of fish?
3) Why, when you know 300 of these things, can you only think of two at any one time?
Regie Mental
19th Jun 2003, 17:43
If Man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him ... is he still wrong?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Why do they lock petrol station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why is there a best before date on sour cream?
If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?
:confused:
Pass-A-Frozo
19th Jun 2003, 18:19
Bluewolf:
Why do you know what Little girls actually smell like?!? :eek:
BlueWolf
19th Jun 2003, 19:12
Regie Mental:
Thank you! That's a few more of them accounted for:ok:
Pass-A-Frozo:
In all sincerity, because these days I make my living as a winemaker, and my organoleptic sensory functions have developed somewhat.....;)
DodgyOpsGuy
19th Jun 2003, 19:19
why in the adverts for Pringles Crisps does itsay "Once you pop you cant stop"... Yet they come with a resealable lid??
PlasticCabDriver
19th Jun 2003, 23:28
Why do you never see white dog poo any more?
sangiovese.
20th Jun 2003, 02:42
Why is it when I'm in London everywhere I'm trying to get to is either on the edge of my A-Z page or in the crease between the pages? Aaaagggggghhhhhhhh
:uhoh:
nutmeg
20th Jun 2003, 04:15
What's a rhetorical question?
Scud-U-Like
20th Jun 2003, 04:34
PlasticCabDriver
White dog poo was developed by the Ministry of Health during WW2. Dog owners were urged to add a tablespoonfull of Fuller's Earth to a dog's food, in order that the dog's stools would be more visible to pedestrians during blackouts.
The Ministry of Information published a poster, which shows an apoplectic Hitler, with his jackboot landing in a large, dark, steaming pile (a guilty looking Goering-faced Doberman pinscher cowers nearby), while a smiling Churchill is featured, deftly avoiding a neat, white deposit. Even after the War, people continued the habit of adding Fuller's Earth to dog food, but, with the introduction of tinned dog food, the custom died out.
ZH875
20th Jun 2003, 06:28
Why do shops that are open 24 Hours a day have locks on their doors?
Why does a constant speed drive not keep going at a constant speed when the input is removed.
BlueWolf
20th Jun 2003, 06:31
Scud, that's quite frighteningly believable :E :ok:
Charlie Luncher
20th Jun 2003, 07:11
Why do I have to show face time on the Sqn when the boss has my picture on his wall?:{
Scud-U-Like
20th Jun 2003, 08:27
BlueWolf
It's absolutely true. The MoI men proposed the phrase, "Put Your Dog on Fuller's Earth and Beat the Turd Reich". But this was deemed, "Unsuitable" by the Minister of Information, Alfred Duff-Cooper.
After the War, Duff-Cooper conceded there was no evidence the measure had actually prevented anyone stepping in dog muck, but pronounced it had been, "A wonderful morale booster".
RubiC Cube
23rd Jun 2003, 04:55
If the key to promotion is a high profile secondary duty on the Mess Committee, why are so many Messes so badly run?
Regie Mental
23rd Jun 2003, 17:01
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why do you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why is lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
Why didn't Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
:ugh:
Synthetic
24th Jun 2003, 17:26
Why is orange jam called marmalade
What's a rhetorical question?
It is the sort of question which, if one was to choose as ones specialist subject on Mastermind, 0 would be a creditable score.
Talking Radalt
26th Jun 2003, 07:17
Why do birds....suddenly appear...
...ev'ry time.....you are near ?
MadsDad
26th Jun 2003, 14:59
I don't like Mondays?
Why is this thread back at the top?:ouch:
mutleyfour
27th Jun 2003, 05:49
Why are the RAF a bunch of jessies?
:) :) :) :ouch:
artyhug
27th Jun 2003, 19:33
I'm not too sure, why do you reckon??:}
bluntie
27th Jun 2003, 20:05
Why is this thread still going? ;)