Airforce for sale !

[Gunship]

:ok: For those of you who would like to start your own Airforce!

Armscor (South Africa) have the following for sale:

Quantity 2 Boeing 707’s cargo configuration

Quantity 18 Mirage F1 Aircraft

Quantity 12 Cheetah Aircraft

Quantity 10 Oryx Helicopters

Quantity 9 Impala MK1 (MB326) Dual (sic)

Quantity 3 Impala MK1 (MB326) Single

Cannons: 30mm DEFA rounds, DEFA re-arming cartridges and 20mm Linked belts (Hispano)

Large calibre: 68mm SNEB rockets and 250kg aircraft bombs.

Electronic warefare (sic): Unprocessed CHAFF


Slightly used - one owner (South African Airforce) ... any bids ??? :E :E :E

Courtesy: SAAFNEWSGROUP

www.saairforce.co.za

[pohm1]

A guy in Tikrat may be interested.

Send him a email

saddamhussain@whatthehellhappenedtomyweaponsofmassdestructio n.com.ir

[Gunship]

Sorry our e-mail takes two weeks from Africa :} Please mail him and pass him my bank details for a non - refundable deposit of $10m .. :E

[West Coast]

Hey Bluewolf
Perhaps you should forward this to PM Clark and see if she has had a change of heart. Exchange rate may do the deal in though, but you never know.

[BlueWolf]

West

Hmm, yeah, she might be interested, as long as we strip out all the bits she doesn't like; jet engines, guns, any weapons capability, etc.

Then we could paint them with peace motifs on a pink background - and a nice Maori design for the tail - and go round the world dropping fluffy toys for underprivileged children.

Anyway, how'd you know I'd be reading this?!
Predictable, moi? :E

[flyboy007]

Leave Uncle Helen out of this. It was'nt her fault, as the latest poll before the scrapping of the FJ fleet showed. Approx 27% of the country agreed we should rid NZ of this burden; A clear majority!?!?!? Still, at least we are bolstering the Army to protect GodZone from all imminent attacks over our land borders! Good thinking Ma'am.

[ozbiggles]

Go easy on Helen, she had to fund her two VIP 757s somehow and now she can claim air superiority in the VIP fleet over Aus.