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ONTPax
27th May 2003, 14:16
If you're gonna go, GO FIRST CLASS !! :ok:

Concorde passengers joined mile high club

Two Concorde passengers are believed to have joined the mile high club only feet away from the airline's boss.

The Spanish couple claim they had sex as they sat together covered by a blanket.

A stewardess tipped off BA's chief executive Rod Eddington, 53, who was sitting three rows behind the lovers.

But the Sun reports he smiled and said: "Let them enjoy themselves!"

A fellow passenger said: "The couple tried to be discreet but the cabin crew soon knew what was going on. Concorde is quite small inside, so it was hard not to notice."

A BA spokesman said: "We certainly want the last few months of Concorde to be a celebration - but this pair celebrated a bit more than we expected.

"We only hope that the earth moved for them at twice the speed of sound."

The drama on flight BA001 came midway into the three-and-a-half-hour trip from London to New York. The couple had flown in from Madrid to catch the plane.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_784124.html?menu=news.weirdworld.sexlife

Story filed: 07:54 Friday 23rd May 2003

jungly
27th May 2003, 14:40
"The DRAMA on BA001 came midway on a........."

What complete journo-prat wrote that? How is this event a DRAMA?
Good on them....well done! (Including Rod, for not making a DRAMA out of a non event!)

Buster Hyman
27th May 2003, 15:01
When's a good time to stop them? Above or below MACH 1? I mean, you wouldn't want to be premature would you?:}

ONTPax
27th May 2003, 15:41
Good on them....well done! (Including Rod, for not making a DRAMA out of a non event!)

And "central casting" couldn't have come up with a more appropriate name, unless, perhaps, his name could've been "Dick" or "Peter."

TA DUM!! :p

Basil
27th May 2003, 15:53
<<Concorde passengers joined mile high club>>

Would that be the Ten Mile High Club?? :p

BEagle
27th May 2003, 16:35
Shagadelic!

But a shame that she couldn't have stayed a virgin before she (hopefully) becomes a Virgin in October?

At least Rod seems to have a sense of humour - goodonya! And what journo pratt called this bit of sly rumpy-pumpy a 'drama'?

"SUPERSONIC DRAMA AS BONKING PASSENGERS ENJOY THEMSELVES TEN MILES HIGH" - whilst grubby little journo enjoys act of self-abuse. Again.

TightSlot
27th May 2003, 18:07
Tech Log: Request Replace seat covers @ 03AB

Training Risky
27th May 2003, 18:18
Looking at this from another angle, didn't another couple find themselves in a Houndslow court for doing this very thing a few years ago? Charged with Gross Indecency wern't they?
And weren't their faces and names splashed all over the papers?

The fact that the act was committed by 2 people rich enough to be on Concord surely wouldn't imply that its one rule for the rich, and another for economy class passengers, would it?

PAXboy
27th May 2003, 19:44
One of the things that makes me doubt this is the ref to c/c referring the matter to Eddington. He has no operational role and it would not be for him to decide to stop the pax?

If there was an issue of public decency or a complaint from other pax, he might then find himself in trouble for having knowingly allowed matters to continue.

Storm in a tea cup.

Megaptera
28th May 2003, 03:52
Leather seats would wipe clean quite easily I should think...

McGinty
30th May 2003, 13:52
Regarding previous copulations as raised by Training Risky:

About a year or so ago there indeed was the case of the 30/40 something married female executive who had it off with an equally merry stranger in Business Class. That case came up in a UK courtroom, hence the extensive press coverage. I often wonder whatever happened to her marriage? Does anyone know??

The case that still sticks in my mind from many, many years ago was of the couple who disembarked from a transatlantic flight at Heathrow (a Pan Am flight???) whose ardour was such that they were forced to copulate horizontally on the moving walkway between Terminal 3 and the London Underground station at Heathrow.

They were pulled apart by policemen, if I recall the press reports correctly.

Nowadays the police at Heathrow have far more important things to do, and so shagging on the moving walkway is far less likely to be interrupted by officialdom, in case anyone fancies trying to repeat this short (two-part??) experiment!