View Full Version : PPRuNe Caption Competition (yes, again!)

15th May 2003, 03:50

"GPWS seems a little out sir"


Bern Oulli
15th May 2003, 04:00
"Still a little late on the round out, Hoskins."

Apologies to Uncle Roger

15th May 2003, 04:05
Anatoly Valentin Vasilievich demonstrates the 'Inverted Cobra'

15th May 2003, 04:22
"The MiG Ranch, Amarillo, Texas."


15th May 2003, 05:08
"That'll be a double-top finish!"

Noah Zark.
15th May 2003, 06:06
"I said that bloody airbrake was too small!"

15th May 2003, 07:48
Oooh er, if this doesn't kill me the CO will!


Colonel Valeri Romanova sensed that a posting to Chechnya might be his fate after this.

15th May 2003, 07:57
"No Alexi we do not have reverse thrust!!!"

Buster Hyman
15th May 2003, 08:02
"Bluddy stealth hills!!!:* "

If you reckon that's bad, you should see where he ejected to!!!:eek:

15th May 2003, 08:14
"Go Around, I say again, Go Around."

simon brown
15th May 2003, 21:36
"Well comrade Flight Lt, remember in the briefing to you exchange pilots we said the altimeters read in metres and not feet....."

15th May 2003, 22:40
'When I said 'bury the throttle' - that wasn't quite what I had in mind'

15th May 2003, 22:51
Lenod, ven I said avoid ze Amerikan.........

15th May 2003, 23:30
The Mig is not ready to pick yet, another few weeks.

Noah Zark.
16th May 2003, 04:54
What was that line from a hit song of a good few years ago, I think it was by the Sutherland Brothers, "Stuck in the MigHill with you"?

In fact, isn't this one of the "MigHill Five", who re-made "Mockingbird Hill" a number of years ago?

16th May 2003, 08:27
Consider ejection

Anthony Carn
16th May 2003, 13:49
Pilot to navigator - It clearly says here "Light the blue touch paper", that's all !

*navigator turns page*

Pilot - Aaaah ! Then release the missile.

16th May 2003, 21:59
subterranean homesick blues?

17th May 2003, 04:54
No-one demonstrates the "tent peg" manoeuvre twice....

17th May 2003, 17:58
"Confirm the target is green right?"

17th May 2003, 18:15
Just an aside, but does anyone remember the "Mole (http://freespace.virgin.net/ra.day/mole1.jpg) " in Thunderbirds?

17th May 2003, 21:39
"Latest evidence proves that the IZAF copied Soviet Doctrine in burying its aircraft for use in the future."

17th May 2003, 21:51
"So, why do they call you 'the mole'?"

18th May 2003, 05:07
Ahhh yes, my days in Murmansk........

well, you don't think I got my name from thin air, did you?

18th May 2003, 08:11
says here on his med report he has problems with blue v brown....

surely not
18th May 2003, 17:59
No comrade that is not a good impression of the American Delta Dart!

19th May 2003, 18:12
:O How about these:

[1] Comrade, do you not think these attempts to get into pprunes caption competion are going a bit too far ?

[2] Yes comrade, if we water it every day it will grow up to be a Concordski !

[3] I don't care what you say, Ivan, you will never convince me that those stupid westerners would call this art !