View Full Version : Dialog with your wife?

I. M. Esperto
13th May 2003, 00:01
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts.

"That's it!" She blows her top. "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat arse down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long ......"

The husband sighed. "It's started!"

Send Clowns
13th May 2003, 00:44
I thought wives were designed to produce monologues?

Anthony Carn
13th May 2003, 02:32
Monogamous marriages mainly mean monotonous megalomaniac matriarchal monologues. :D

13th May 2003, 05:44
It takes two. Even if one or other doesn't realise they're making their contribution.

13th May 2003, 06:00
marriage????????? :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: