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Keygrip
12th May 2003, 12:10
A termite walks into a bar and asks:
"Is the bartender here?"

CoodaShooda
12th May 2003, 12:59
There are only two words to fear...masTotermes darwiniensis

(Thats latin for..."blurry great termites what eat everything now that they've banned all the effective poisons"):uhoh:

DX Wombat
16th May 2003, 04:25
CoodaShooda get yourself an aardvark - I think they eat termites. ;) :)

Windy Militant
16th May 2003, 06:24
Cripes DX isn't an F111 a bit over the top ;)

Woff1965
16th May 2003, 07:20
I remember a couple of years ago that they found a couple of termite colonies in the UK!

I think they are in Cornwall somewhere.

yggorf
16th May 2003, 07:26
Is it true that queer termites only eat mailboxes?

Ozzy
16th May 2003, 07:48
But in the Netherlands yggorf they only eat the dykes :uhoh:

Ozzy

Synthetic
16th May 2003, 08:36
They must be after our oggies - DASTARDS!!

CoodaShooda
16th May 2003, 11:27
DX
Reason you don't see any aardvaarks up this way is due to natural selection.

There's termites and there's mastotermes darwiniensis .

These buggras eat anything :rolleyes: