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Uncle Cracker
8th May 2003, 05:14
Tanker truck seen on the way home this morning.

"Sherwood Effluent Services. The Last Link in the Food Chain!!"

Effluenting brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Any more?:p

Noah Zark.
8th May 2003, 06:24
On several occasions I've seen those huge industrial-sized green lorries which clear drains out trundling up and down the M1, on the front wing of which as you pass them are the words "Inter Sh***y" :yuk:

8th May 2003, 06:58
Back in zee olde days, Ozark Airlines was local service in Illinois, Missouri, and nearby states - flying Super DC-3s. At least some had covers over the retracted main gear.

When they got their F-27s they expanded service as far west as Denver and east to Washington, DC, and maybe New York.

Their slogan promoting the new service was "Two-thirds transcontinental".

Wags such as I thought this was better than two-thirds transatlantic.

Eventually Ozark was swallowed by TWA, which ....

8th May 2003, 08:17
The slogan of North Central Airlines use to be "Serving the land of the loon."
I shall not mention what one wag from Allegheny came up with for a slogan if North Central had ever merged with Southern Airways. :uhoh:

8th May 2003, 18:18
Uncle Cracker, there's a similar kind of slogan on the lorries our local cesspit cleaning boys ........

Clearwise....Everything you do is driven by us. !!!!!!!!

8th May 2003, 18:46


8th May 2003, 19:01
Czech Airlines went through a period about nine years ago when they advertised that they were
"Improving by the Day!!"

8th May 2003, 19:12
Seen on a Builders' van belonging to Patel's:-
'You've had the cowboys. Now try the Indians'

Also, in a Swiss hotel (or so my Dad says)
'Here you will be well fed up and agreably drunk'

8th May 2003, 19:45
Local radiator shop here has a sign out front that says:

Wall's radiator shop
A nice place to take a leak


Departures Beckham
8th May 2003, 20:46
I always chuckle when I see a green truck owned by Tuffnells (a parcel delivery company) - on the back in huge letters is 'THE BIG GREEN PARCEL MACHINE'.

8th May 2003, 21:08
South Wales traffic management company (suppliers of traffic lights and cones etc.)


8th May 2003, 21:53
Seen on a Transit truck whilst I was driving into work this morning:

'XXXXX Scaffolding - Probably the fastest erections in London...'

I can't remember the name of the firm - so top marks for the slogan, not so good on the recall...


8th May 2003, 22:18
a school bus at my school which appeared to be falling to be pieces by the minute displyed on its side:

Lawrence Coaches - We're Getting There.:cool:

George Dicer
9th May 2003, 00:12
There's a guy runs one of those big mixers on the south coast and on the side it reads: William the Concreter.
In Yorkshire I saw this on the side of a van: All Pizzas Great and Small. Many years ago on the side of a sludge gulper was the legend "The Motion is carried" ughhhh!

9th May 2003, 00:43
Seem to rember a US based operator called Maverick Airlines (I think?) with a couple of old ex PanAm B707's who specialised in carring livestock. Over the entry door was painted 'The biggest Bullshippers in the world'.:D

9th May 2003, 01:37
One local auto parts store advertises "If it's in stock, we've got it!"

A company that makes aluminium caravans claims their product to be "virtually corrosion resistant"

9th May 2003, 02:30
Isn't Aeroflot's new slogan "We don't smile because we are concentrating on making you happy?". :confused: