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Uncle Cracker
3rd May 2003, 20:57
Oh. My. God.


How do you kill a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a pink elephant?
Grab it by the throat and choke it til it turns blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a white elephant?
Put it out in the sun til it's sunburnt and turns pink, grab it by the throat and choke it til it's blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's the difference between a blue elephant and a grape?
A grape is green and the elephant is blue.

What's the difference between a grape and a white elephant?
You get more juice when you squeeze a white elephant

What's the best way to make an blue elephant wine?
Bash it in the bollox with a blue elephant gun.

What did Jane say to Tarzan when she saw a herd of blue elephants approaching?
"Look at them grapes!". (Jane was colourblind.)


You may now continue working on the hangover.

Anthony Carn
4th May 2003, 00:43
Ere ! Are blue jokes allowed on Jet Blast ?