View Full Version : Cinderella 50 years later......

3rd May 2003, 14:45
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with her now departed prince, she sat happily in her rocking chair, watching the world go by. Alan, her devoted old cat sat in her lap.

One afternoon, out of nowhere, her fairy godmother suddenly appeared. "What are you doing here," she asked in surprise. The Fairy Godmother replied, "Well Cinderella, since you have lived a good wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you three wishes. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?" Cinderella was overjoyed. "I wish I was extremely wealthy", she said.

Instantly, her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Alan, her cat, jumped off her lap and ran to the edge of the porch quivering with fear. "Oh thank you Fairy Godmother," said Cinderella. "Is there anything else you might wish for", asked the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I was young and full of the beauty I once had."

At once, her wish was granted. Cinderella felt a feeling inside her that she had not felt for years.The Fairy Godmother said, "You have one wish remaining, what shall you have?"

Cinderella looked at her frightened cat in the corner and said, "I wish you turn Alan, my old cat, into a handsome young man." Magically, Alan suddenly underwent a change and then before them stood a young man with the looks and body that no other man could match. The Fairy Godmother again spoke "Congratulations Cinderella. Enjoy your new life," and with that she was gone.

For a few eerie moments, Cinderella and Alan looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat breathless, gazing at the most stunning perfect man she had ever seen. Then Alan walked over to Cinderella and held her close in his muscular arms. He leant in close to her ear and whispered in a warm breath, "bet you regret having my bollocks chopped off now, don't you?"

Uncle Cracker
3rd May 2003, 19:01
Thank you, thank you.
Oh yes...

3rd May 2003, 20:01
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Anthony Carn
4th May 2003, 00:48
That joke is the dog's bo!!ocks ! Magic ! :ok:

4th May 2003, 23:19
that one certainly made my day after spending ages stuck in an office on the bank holiday weekend,
thank you TC you cheered me up :)