View Full Version : Is it true

25th Apr 2003, 21:02
This is for the Pilots who are working in Airlines,

Is it really true that once You start flying for an Airline that you can really have fun with the sterwwdeses,,, do they really come on to you ,,, ?

The African Dude
25th Apr 2003, 21:28
oh you really, really should be on stage ,

My names Turkish
25th Apr 2003, 21:33
If that is all that is motivating you, give up now. There are easier ways of getting women.

26th Apr 2003, 03:00

Absolutely .. imagine your wildest ever dreams and multiply it tenfold. Sometimes you're just tooo tired and have to turn the offers down. When you're up for it though, the captain gets his pick first (of course) then the FO has his choice. Of course it goes without saying that the girls are so grateful that they pay for the evening meal beforehand and you go back to their room so that when you leave they have the wet patch. They also are more than happy to pick up the mini-bar bill. It really can be a bitch having to put out again for the 4th time in a week, but I think that we all feel that by doing it the CRM thing is helped.

All the best

26th Apr 2003, 05:41
Yeah that's true, but you must also own a huge watch and wear sunglasses at night. There's a third requirement there, but it escapes me at the moment.:E

Onan the Clumsy
26th Apr 2003, 05:54
Sometimes I arrange the packages into the shape of a woman....


26th Apr 2003, 06:25

I thought the rule was that a BIG watch signified a small ......... and I wonder if Onan wants to explain in detail what it is he does with his "package"

Inmarsat this is either the best sendup I've seen all week or you have a lot of psychotheraphy in your future. It is a known fact that pilots suffer many side affects from al the changes in altitude, some of which can be quite debilitaing to a man. I have on the best authority that Viagra was developed at the request of the Commercial pilots union.

Happy weekend everyone, whiskey is calling

26th Apr 2003, 10:29
INMARSAT, I notice from your profile that you have an ATPL and are qualified for seven threes.

Quite an achievement for someone with the mentality of a twelve year old.

27th Apr 2003, 09:40
Me thinks the Missus Imarsat pinched his password and posted this, nosing round a bit for some info.