What's better, 1st solo or sex?

[G SXTY]

Done it!!

After 11 hours, they were trusting enough to send me solo (me? with my reputation?)

3 bounce-induced go-arounds later, I have 25 minutes P1, and Whiskey Charlie still has a nosewheel :) :) :)

I could barely walk back to the clubhouse, and the grin will last a week. I can't remember my first shag being that good! (Or that long, come to think of it :))

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[SpeedBird22]

Congratulations mate! Hope it was a good 'un.

Hmmmm sex or first solo......sorry but if given a choice between my laydee or my cherokee I'd have to pick the former. She's a hell of a lot cheaper too ;) ;)

[G SXTY]

You obviously haven't met my other half. A C152 would be miles cheaper to maintain ;)

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[clear prop!!!]

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/sex.gif .......sex!

[mad-andy]

I think it has to be `First Solo`.
1, Its Cheaper.
2, It lasts longer.
3,The aircraft didn`t whinge and moan.
4,Can`t remember any women making smile like that before.
5,I remebered the name of the aircraft in the morning.

[What_does_this_button_do?]

depends who you're having sex with!

[MikeSierra]

First Solo hands down!! Definately!!

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G-XX...finals and hopefully land!

[DeltaTango]

SEX!!!!!!

First solo you can only have once!!!!!


:) :) :)

[DB6]

You can't do the first solo doggy-style. I rest my case.

[BJF]

SEX !!!!!!!!!!

[SKYYACHT]

First solo is usually less sweaty, and you dont need to change the sheets!.....

:)



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[tunneler]

mad - andy surely first solo can only last a max of 15 mins???

a good old fashioned 3 or 4 hour romp is far more satisfying :) (and a lot cheaper if you can go out and pull em :) )

[Miles High]

Sex.
That said aeroplanes are more understanding than women. They dont mind if you read magazines about other aeroplanes.
Women though I've noticed are not mad on ones collection of frankie.
:)

[schuler_tuned]

i bet ronnie rumpchomper did both together. there again, wxnking over the thought of your, yet to be, first solo probably doesn't count.

[ShyTorque]

G SXTY

At my age it's difficult to remember either first solo or sex (or even first solo sex...)

But if you suffered go-arounds because of bounce then you probably need a harder bed. Or ask Charlie to stop drinking less whiskey and give up wearing that ridiculous wheel on his / her nose.

Oh, sorry. You were talking about flying. In that case WELL DONE!

[Cessna Boy]

Gotta say sex! A divorce would be on hand if I didn,t. Although having done mine just last week I can remember the pleasure, sex I can just about remember the last time! Thats marriage for you. But totally agree the C150 is cheaper than a wife!!!!!

[Cessna Boy]

Sorry forgot to say Well Done! Your in the club now! Go For It!

[Natterjack]

Looking back, I imagine a solo would have been MUCH better and most preferable to a shag with 'er.

Congratulations G-SXTY.

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[G SXTY]

Well now, it seems we're split pretty much down the middle. Maybe some scientific analysis of my experiences would help:

1)Duration. 1st shag: 0:15 1st solo: 0:25
Winner: 1st solo

2)Sweatiness. 1st shag: not all that. 1st solo: extremely sweaty
Winner: 1st solo

3)Pushing the envelope. 1st shag: ;) 1st solo: not really
Winner: sex

4)No. of bounces. 1st shag: too few. 1st solo: too many
Winner: draw

5)Appearance. 1st shag: not bad. 1st solo: C152
Winner: sex

6)Did the earth move? 1st shag: Nope. 1st solo: I could hardly walk:
Winner: 1st solo

7)Cost. 1st shag: 2 litres of cider. 1st solo: £140
Winner: sex

Conclusion: A dead heat, with the outcome appearing to hinge on the number of bounces you manage before coming to rest. :) :)



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[Simon W]

G SXTY, that was bloody hillarious! Just what I needed to wake me up this Monday morn!

Thanks,

Simon W

[bottle2throttle]

A night on the town......get battered.
Go home with your bird, then throw her around the room, in an evening of disgusting porno sex. Jesus, even talking about it is making me randy.

First solo is good though, better than my first shag, she was like a sack of spuds!

[Tigereye]

Sack of spuds you say?...I think I married her. http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/mica/flash.gif

[BreakRight]

Erm....both please :)

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