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Jet Dragon
10th Nov 2002, 23:56
The Gay Flight Attendant
>The Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an
>obviously gay
>flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he
>them food and drinks.
>As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle
>announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to
>announce that
>he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if
>you could
>just put up your trays that would be super."
>On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed,
>exotic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
>"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked
>you to
>raise your trazy-poo so the man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
>She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
>I take orders from no one."
>To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
>sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
>Put the
>tray up, Bitch."