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Justforkix
8th Nov 2002, 06:39
http://www.airliners.net/open.file/215480/L/

LEFT RUDDER, LEFT RUDDER!!!

Link corrected!

Select Zone Five
8th Nov 2002, 07:47
"I always get the wonky trolley in Safway too!" :rolleyes:


P.S. What a GREAT photo!

Flip Flop Flyer
8th Nov 2002, 07:53
"Allright Nigel, so you can take-off blindfolded"

Or

"Despite the trashing by the previous owner, DHL enjoyed remarkable performance from the 757s they bought from Big Airways."

Anthony Carn
8th Nov 2002, 08:00
Damn this crosswind !

pulse1
8th Nov 2002, 08:00
"I say, this runway's awfully wide, pity they didn't make it a bit longer though."

Grainger
8th Nov 2002, 09:02
Photographer ruins yet another pair of trousers.

DuckDogers
8th Nov 2002, 09:09
"British Airways accept their fist VSTOL 757 into service."

DistantRumble
8th Nov 2002, 09:56
I just knew that one would come up.

** that's from Most Popular of the year.

I was going to put it up myself.

nick24
8th Nov 2002, 11:37
"Hello - is that the Guinness Book of Records? I'd like to make a suggestion for a new entry - how about the world's shortest 757 take off run?"

or

"Welcome aboard Crab Airlines."

jonathang
8th Nov 2002, 13:38
I need more power Captain, the engine's won't take it :)

Uncle Cracker
8th Nov 2002, 14:42
oooooOOOOHHH, FEEEECK!!!

Web-Footed Flyer
8th Nov 2002, 14:45
Is this another wrong way Corrigan ? :D :D :D

Grim Reaper 14
8th Nov 2002, 14:45
Don't you think you're turning crosswind a tad early.......?

You want it when?
8th Nov 2002, 15:03
Captain: You do not line up for the taxi-way until we've landed FO
FO: It will save time sir.

Mago
8th Nov 2002, 17:31
HEY CAPT!!: ISNT THAT GUY WITH THE CAMERA THE ONE THAT OWE YOU MONEY??

HE LOOK LIKE HIM, LETS TAKE A CLOSER LOOK, HUMMM....

Squawk7777
9th Nov 2002, 00:10
THE OTHER LEFT !!!

P.S.: What happened to "Give this pic a caption 2"? :rolleyes:

edited because

I am really impressed by the quality of the new digital cameras, I felt I had to say that (sob...) :D

Now ... where's the beer?

7 7 7 7

Hey Mago! What about ...

HEY CAPT!!: ISNT THAT GUY WITH THE CAMERA THE ONE THAT SLEPT WITH YOUR WIFE??

CAPT: :mad: :mad: where was that machine gun trigger located again?

:D :D :D :D

7 7 7 7

big pistons forever
9th Nov 2002, 01:24
This is what happens when the Captain says: " Hey FO watch this "!!!

Squawk7777
9th Nov 2002, 02:28
female F/O noticing the photographer and thinking loud "I wish I could blow ya away!"

Capt - PF: ??????? :D

Smokie
12th Nov 2002, 10:04
YEEEEEEEE HI !:D

simon brown
12th Nov 2002, 12:26
Captain to F/O

"I know i said we have to turn right for the noise abatement, but dont you think you are a tad early"

The man formerly known as
12th Nov 2002, 23:52
But if I do a hard cross I can go to 'Guns on' straight away.

simon brown
13th Nov 2002, 12:42
Captain to F/O

When I said put your foot down laddie , I didnt mean literally..

BRL
13th Nov 2002, 14:36
Aer Lingus Flight 101 was flying from Heathrow to Dublin one night with

Paddy the Pilot and Shamus the co-pilot.
As they approached Dublin airport, they looked out the front
window.
"B'jeesus" said Paddy "Will ye look at how fookin short dat runway is".
"You're not fookin kiddin Paddy", replied Shamus.
"Dis is gonna be one a de trickiest landings you're ever gonna
see" said Paddy.
"You're not fookin kiddin Paddy", replied Shamus.
"Right Shamus. When I give de signal, you put de engines in reverse"
said Paddy.
"Right, I'll be doing dat" replied Shamus.
"And den ye put de flaps down straightaway" said Paddy.
"Right, I'll be doing dat" replied Shamus.
"And den ye stamp on dem brakes as hard as ye can" said Paddy.
"Right, I'll be doing dat" replied Shamus.
"And den ye pray to de Mother Mary with all a' your soul" said Paddy
"I be doing dat already" replied Shamus.
So they approached the runway with Paddy and Shamus full of nerves and sweaty palms.
As soon as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in
reverse, put the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and prayed to Mother Mary with all of his soul.
Amidst roaring engines, squealing of tyres and lots of smoke, the
plane screeched to a halt centimetres from the end of the runway,
much to the relief of Paddy and Shamus and everyone on board.
As they sat in the cockpit regaining their composure, Paddy looked out the front window and said to Shamus "Dat has gotta be de shortest fookin runway I have EVER seen in me whole life".
Shamus looked out the side window and replied "Yeah Paddy, but
Look how fookin wide it is".

Sorry.....
:rolleyes:

Flashgit
13th Nov 2002, 15:54
Big Red L

If I was Irish and Im not, how could I not take offence at that.
The joke is that Irish are stupid...

Saying no offence at the outset of a argument does not change this,

e.g: no offence but you are a *****

My point is that if you are going to tell an Irish / Black / sexist / etc etc joke then so be it, but you cant claim "no offence"

FG

ehwatezedoing
13th Nov 2002, 17:47
Give this pic a caption

:D Another training flight mistake :D

-............
-What !?
-I said: V1 CUT !

BRL
13th Nov 2002, 20:28
Point taken Flashgit. :) Amended.

Jhieminga
14th Nov 2002, 00:06
"Well, he's a great captain, it's just that whenever he sees a photographer......."

planepsycho
14th Nov 2002, 07:19
........"Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its 5-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before!"

M I Icarus
14th Nov 2002, 07:47
"OK, that's the last time I make a bet with a steward(ess) whether or not (s)he can fly the plane"

"........bless you"
"dankth"

(edited for PC)

Capt.KAOS
14th Nov 2002, 08:59
Cpt to F/O : "Where the hell you think you're going??"
F/O to Cpt : "Well, I know this short-cut and... "

Cheers

KAOS