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DistantRumble
5th Nov 2002, 09:15
" A tenner says you can't keep this up till the end of the runway"

Worth a caption competition

http://www.airliners.net/open.file/290100/M/

Nopax,thanx
5th Nov 2002, 09:32
KLM's latest Captain; from HKG, Wun Wing Lo!

What_does_this_button_do?
5th Nov 2002, 09:47
Tower: KLM1234 turn left heading.....
KLM1234: Affirm.

EI_Sparks
5th Nov 2002, 09:53
"Ladies and gentlemen, please be careful when removing baggage from the overhead compartments as they may have become dislodged during flight"
:)

nick24
5th Nov 2002, 10:02
"This is your Captain, Evel Knievel, speaking. For those of you on the left of the plane, you'll have a great view of the creatures living next to the runway"

or

"Do you think this will help get that damn water out of my ear?"

redsnail
5th Nov 2002, 10:22
"Brace brace brace"

or

"oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiit" *crunch*

criticalmass
5th Nov 2002, 10:40
"If passengers from the right side of the aircraft would like to return to their seats, we'll be able to continue with the landing..."

Grim Reaper 14
5th Nov 2002, 11:38
If you can't get the hang of Straight and Level on the ground, you might as well give up.....:rolleyes:

Ludwig
5th Nov 2002, 11:40
So Guvnor, where did you say you got your licence?

Nopax,thanx
5th Nov 2002, 11:42
I'm sure there's some more fuel somewhere in that [email protected] wing...

Anthony Carn
5th Nov 2002, 11:45
Suggestion (1)---

PNF to PF :-

"ARRRRGH ! Too fasti cloggy voorrrrr de hurrrrdy rrrreicht turrrrni !!!"

(pardon my Dutch)



Suggestion (2)---

AAAH ! So THAT'S a Dutch roll !

rob_frost
5th Nov 2002, 12:44
Honest! You aren't fat! Now get back in your seat.

Windy Militant
5th Nov 2002, 12:48
"50 guilders says you can't do it with your eyes closed" :eek:

You want it when?
5th Nov 2002, 12:53
Dammed maintenance deptartment, even up the tyre wear they said. We want to replace in pairs they said....

P40
5th Nov 2002, 12:56
Captain, to First Officer, "By the way, I accepted the aircraft under the MEL- right main landing gear missing".

pulse1
5th Nov 2002, 12:58
Captain to F/O

"Well that's my side down. Now, you have control."

Firestorm
5th Nov 2002, 12:58
No KLM 734, you do not get a 50% discount on landing and handling fees.... :)

Select Zone Five
5th Nov 2002, 13:01
So Captain, how's that crick in your neck coming along?

Who has control?
5th Nov 2002, 13:22
Now will you believe me! You CAN pick up handkerchiefs with a wing tip.

OR

'...and pick up the dropped wing with rudder.'

Jhieminga
5th Nov 2002, 14:23
PF to PNF:
" Guess I won that bet, I told you handcranking that gear down wouldn't work in time!"

or:

" Yeah, thanks! Very funny, captain! Just wait until next time when you're having your coffee!"

or:

" Tower, could you have maintenance meet us at the end of the runway with some jacks?"

greatorex
5th Nov 2002, 14:44
"Whoop, Whoop, Whoop, COW, COW Pull Up, Pull Up!!" :D ;) :D ;)

con-pilot
5th Nov 2002, 15:05
Management Memo; Due to cut backs all odd landings shall be performed on the left main gear and all even landing shall be performed on the right main gear.

Thank you for your corporation.

The Management Team.

:D :D :D

big.al
5th Nov 2002, 16:17
Co-pilot to Captain;

"You'll have to leave your wallet behind next time, it's upsetting the weight and balance..."

flapsforty
5th Nov 2002, 16:26
:o

Big_Yellow_Bird
5th Nov 2002, 17:03
"What the f**k are you doing?!?"

OR

First Officer to Captain

"WOOPS!"

reynoldsno1
5th Nov 2002, 18:28
Eeeeeee, damnnnnnnnn......

SLF3
5th Nov 2002, 19:55
"Of course, this can't happen in an Airbus....."

Huck
5th Nov 2002, 22:22
"Take THAT, runway!"

Tinstaafl
6th Nov 2002, 01:35
"Look Ma! No hands!"

pigboat
6th Nov 2002, 01:53
Awww ****! I just know that one's gonna end up on PPRuNe!:eek:

Slasher
6th Nov 2002, 02:50
"I said youve got a bloodey xwind of 40 kts from the right captain!"

"Ok now thats how I sideslip the Stearman. In the Tiger Moth I...."

BRL
6th Nov 2002, 11:06
Capt "Dont believe all you read son, this is how its done with only one wing............." :D

DuckDogers
6th Nov 2002, 12:59
"Just because you did it in a C17 in Kabul you don't have to prove it here!"

tunneler
6th Nov 2002, 18:20
so.......... I take it you aren't going to sign me off then????

Tonic Please
6th Nov 2002, 23:28
Shouldn't your left bollok be hangin low? :rolleyes: :confused: :D

EI_Sparks
6th Nov 2002, 23:52
"Hold my coffee and watch this!"

ehwatezedoing
7th Nov 2002, 02:32
Ostend approach plate amendement

:D 10 degres side slope runway :D

Tinstaafl
7th Nov 2002, 04:23
"Show off."

deepee
7th Nov 2002, 07:29
"Sh#t,another unlevel playing field":D

Anthony Carn
7th Nov 2002, 07:50
AAACHOOOOOOOOO !!!!!

CR2
7th Nov 2002, 07:54
Falps training flight :D :D :D :D :p ;)

Coriolis
7th Nov 2002, 20:41
"That's it, I'm off to helicopters. They always said you should stop first & land second...doesn't matter about the angle then 'cos it'll all hang down anway....";)

AMEX
7th Nov 2002, 21:05
Captain and F/O both at the same time:

:eek:What the F*8k are you doing ?!?!:eek:

Checkboard
7th Nov 2002, 23:03
Have you seen Bob Hoover's show??

First he would land on one wheel, like ... this ... and then he would ...

Mahatmagoon
8th Nov 2002, 08:37
From the old hairies in the crewroom (Plagiarised from Battle of Britain):

"Whoopsadaisy".

"You can teach................MONKEES to fly better than that"

or:-

"This new 0/0 autoland is sh*t hot isn't it?"

Capt.KAOS
8th Nov 2002, 08:52
Cpt to F/O:

"Next time DON'T wave at the photographer!!"


KAOS

Grainger
8th Nov 2002, 09:09
"... and that's why we avoid wake turbulence..."

...or...

"After what happened last time, I thought we agreed NOT to let your Ma have another go at the controls !!"

saudipc-9
8th Nov 2002, 12:17
KLM demonstrates the new 737 "bicycle" modification

wtpurser
13th May 2003, 21:37
'More than one night stop per week takes its toll on the cappy'

or

'The demonstation by the camp steward from down the back of his flying ability left the captain in little doubt that taking turn about probably wasn't the way to go!'

witchdoctor
13th May 2003, 23:33
Bet you never would have guessed I rode unicycles before I learned to fly!

simon brown
14th May 2003, 16:59
....and thats how Connery did it in "Diamonds are Forever" with that Mustang down an alleyway in Vegas